cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (SSSSURROUNDED BY INCOMPETENCE)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-02-21 02:04 pm

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[Much like his last video, Cobra’s camera is focused on the mysterious egg he got for Valentine’s Day. The egg seems to be close to hatching since several cracks are visible in the shell and the sounds of something moving inside can be heard.]

Are you all watching thisssss? Pay attention! I want everyone ssssee what comes out of this! That way everyone can get a good long look at the newest member of Cobra!

[After some more cracking, the egg hatches and reveals…



After staring at it for a few moments, Cobra Commander decides that this thing isn't a Pokemon at all. No, it's clearly a busted trash bag someone drew eyes on and shoved inside a Pokemon egg. What other conclusion could there be?]

What is thissss? Is thisss some sort of joke? Who puts garbage in an egg? What idiot is responsible for this? Ugh, it ssssmells horrible! Horrible! When I find out who did this I'm going to..I'm going to...they'll regret doing thissss that's for sure!

[Following his rant, the Commander ends the broadcast.]
best_laid_plans: All keywords and comments from Meat Loaf songs. (you try to lay down the rules)

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[personal profile] best_laid_plans 2012-02-21 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Going to - what?

Don't stop now! You were on a roll, there.

[Malik's amused someone's luck in Johto might be worse than his.]
best_laid_plans: (ooh you got a cool machine)

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[personal profile] best_laid_plans 2012-02-22 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it obvious? Find something dear to them and destroy it. They give you trash, you create it.

Assuming that's even what happened to you.

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francia: (Um Whut)

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[personal profile] francia 2012-02-21 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
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francia: (Rude Laughter)

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[personal profile] francia 2012-02-21 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Laughing so hard he's half-choking.]
francia: (Mocking You)

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[personal profile] francia 2012-02-22 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[France wipes at tears of mirth from his eyes.]

It's not whether or not you want it--obviously, someone thinks you deserve it!
shadowdive: (LOL)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-02-22 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
You got a bag of trash?! [SRY, CAN'T SAY MORE THAN THAT. TOO BUSY LAUGHING.]
shadowdive: (luls)

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[personal profile] shadowdive 2012-02-22 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope, sorry snakeman]

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darkenedgales: (the hell you think i am? santa claus?)

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[personal profile] darkenedgales 2012-02-22 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[See, Commander, Crow is actually a fairly patient guy. There aren't many insults that would offend him, much less when he's not on the receiving end.

Except for "garbage". That one thing really pisses him off.]


Oi! It may look silly, but it's your Pokémon. [He... thinks it is...] Show it some respect, will ya?

[Let's not talk about how we were supposed to be friends.]
darkenedgales: (I DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR BULLSHIT)

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[personal profile] darkenedgales 2012-02-22 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? It looks pretty damn alive to me! 'Sides, how the hell would anyone put a trash bag inside an egg?!

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tearsofademon: (all my life I wonder)

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[personal profile] tearsofademon 2012-02-22 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, definitely haven't seen a kind like that before.
tearsofademon: (to reveal what you've found)

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[personal profile] tearsofademon 2012-02-22 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
No, I meant that kind of Pokémon. You can't tell?

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dreamsofahero: (pondering)

Video; Cobra can thank Ryner for directing Sion to this post :)

[personal profile] dreamsofahero 2012-02-22 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure whatever was in the egg hadn't just gone rotten?

*...totally saying that with a straight face, yup*
dreamsofahero: (generic back of head shot)

Witness and snark at? ^_^

[personal profile] dreamsofahero 2012-02-22 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? But that one quite clearly came out of the egg just now, didn't it?

:3

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usedsuperpower: (sneer)

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[personal profile] usedsuperpower 2012-02-22 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, ika patooie! Did you get the gun?
usedsuperpower: (big smile!)

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[personal profile] usedsuperpower 2012-03-06 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ih, that's the gun! Does it work well?

[It fires gumballs! ... if it fires that is.]

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