cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (NOW I AM GOING TO POINT AT THINGSSSS)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-08-28 03:51 pm

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[Unless someone really likes the background music for Route 36, there's not much worth listening to in the background.]

It’s a shame that I can’t ssstay longer. I’ve always liked Violet City. After all, that was the first place I chose to prove that I am not the harmless joke some of you idiots ssstill incorrectly seem to think that I am! And believe me, I can do it again! From what I’ve ssseen the security in thisss town is as lax as ever!

[There’s nothing but route music for a few moments while he calms down. He wasn’t planning on making this broadcast to yell at everyone, so he’d like to get things back on track.]
But I digress. The reason I’m taking the time out of my busy day to ssspeak with you all is to announce that I have defeated the Violet City Gym! It was an overwhelming victory! In fact, you could say that I even conquered it!

[Just in case that was too subtle, he’ll clarify.]

And while I realize that most of you don’t care about my victory, I’m curious what a certain someone who made a certain bet has to sssay about it!

[Without bothering to explain who, Cobra cuts the feed.]


[Private Text to Kato]
Assuming you’ve eluded any misguided attempts to bring you to justice, would you like to have that conversation now?
determinator: (♕ This is our lives on holiday)

[personal profile] determinator 2012-08-28 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh Cobra, you've only just now gotten Violet's badge? What have you been doing in Johto for two years? ...Besides trying to conquer it...]

Congratulations, Commander. Did you have fun?
determinator: (♕ Bombs away is your punishment)

[AUDIO] - I totally meant to put that :|

[personal profile] determinator 2012-08-29 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well he can understand where complaining comes in, yes...]

But of course. That's certainly the biggest advantage of this world.
artfuldestruction: (let's play a game)

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[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2012-08-28 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[[Kato is currently making his way back to Goldenrod City as they speak, his Steelix making short work of the distance. When the text comes in, he smiles. He had actually been quite looking forward to hearing from Cobra.]]

I'm all ears, sir. What is it you'd like to discuss?
artfuldestruction: i hate my keywords sfm like you have no idea (Default)

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[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2012-08-29 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[[Reclining back on his Steelix and adjusting his blonde wig, Kato strokes his chin thoughtfully.]]

Do you mean potential uses for my invention? I'm always open to suggestions, particularly if they're fun.
artfuldestruction: (just trust me)

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[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2012-08-29 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Consider me interested, Commander.

[[Hell, he does get a little bored of only having the one invention to work on at times, after all. Maybe another few would keep him a little more entertained.]]

I presume these potential other inventions are all focused around destruction? You know where my interests lie.

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islandshore: (that's pretty special)

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[personal profile] islandshore 2012-08-28 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You say that like 'conquering' Falkner's gym is a huge accomplishment...

[Hey, look! It's that silver haired brat.]
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islandshore: (leeean)

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[personal profile] islandshore 2012-08-29 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
But you broadcast it publicly, so what do you expect?

[Nope, not going. Sorry.]

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darkenedgales: (your god is a big fat whale)

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[personal profile] darkenedgales 2012-08-29 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Really, Cobra? Really? You're taking time out of people's busy day to tell them THAT? Crow has to roll his eyes at it. And if his annoyed tone as he speaks isn't an indication that he doesn't find the information to be breaking news of the week, nothing does.]

Wow. You beat the gym the newcomers beat within their first two months here tops... after how long again? A year? Two? That really is an achievement.

[Here, have really slow and obviously unenthusiastic clap.]
darkenedgales: (i am positive this isn't gonna end well.)

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[personal profile] darkenedgales 2012-08-29 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know, he kinda has to agree with that statement. He certainly doesn't understand the logic behind it all.]

... You're not making any sense, man. You're the one with lack of progress.
tinymoonkid: (and you can't bring me down)

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[personal profile] tinymoonkid 2012-08-29 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Violet's, huh.

Snake dude, I got that one months ago.
tinymoonkid: (how to fix your hair)

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[personal profile] tinymoonkid 2012-08-29 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
It ain't like I care much about what you do with yours either, dude. But like, when you've been here longer than me and only just got it? It ain't much of an achievement, just saying.

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[personal profile] leaveyourstarburning 2012-08-30 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[...oh...goodness, it's you again.

Let's. See how civil discourse goes today, shall we? It's likely not a terribly good idea, as you seem rather...ah, energized, but hope springs eternal...]


Congratulations on your victory, then.

[That is actually entirely sincere.]

Hopefully the rest of the town is still in one piece, now that you're done with it?

[...and that has all the subtlety of a blunt axe behind it. He tried.]
leaveyourstarburning: (I've set my sail)

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[personal profile] leaveyourstarburning 2012-08-31 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[...well, it's...better than it could have been...]

And what would you stand to gain from that? Is there anything there worth destroying, in your opinion, or is it just so you can try to get people to take you seriously?