cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (DESTRO PICK UP THE PHONE RIGHT NOW)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-09-16 05:02 pm

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[Hey Johto, Kanto! Guess who finally got out of that Well, hopped on his Skarmory, and plans on never returning to Azalea Town again?

Cobra Commander has video on, and is using one of those nondescript Rocket base rooms again. Also, he’s still in a noticeably bad mood after the past few days.]


First of all, while I was …detained over the past few days, I received at least three messages full of ssssome garbage about Beedrills and crushes and I don’t even remember what else! But it was ssstupid and reading them was a waste of my time! Those of you who decided to ssspend your time sending me this ridiculous nonsense should consider yourselves lucky that I have no way of finding out who you are! Otherwise, you would regret the decision to send those messages for the rest of your natural lives!

[His life was already sucking by being trapped in the well. Hearing about his true crush and Skuntanks didn’t exactly make things better.]

Now then, as you all should remember, I promised to attack the place I hate the most in Johto! And I did! No doubt you were all out sssearching, probably even in that horrible weather, trying to ssstop me! And you failed! So without any further delay, allow me to reveal my plan!

[Despite what he said, he’s going to delay the announcement for dramatic effect.

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Okay, now!]


I poisoned the Slowpoke Well! And there’s nothing any of you can do about it now!

[There’s the usual villainous laughter from Cobra as the feed ends.]


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Returned to base. Ready to discuss things as soon as possible.
whateveryoueatliveitspart: (calm)

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[personal profile] whateveryoueatliveitspart 2012-09-17 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Huh, it seems like the Gears are working right again. Listening to that flat voice the Gear reads text in gets annoying after a while, so having posts that he doesn't have to use it for again is nice. Let's see what this post i-]
whateveryoueatliveitspart: (angry)

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[personal profile] whateveryoueatliveitspart 2012-09-17 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Why the hell did you poison that well!? There's nothing there except a bunch of Slowpoke and Zubat! What did they ever do to you!?

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shakespearealien: (This is most vexing.)

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[personal profile] shakespearealien 2012-09-17 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Rather than asking why, which Gorthan already knows will lead absolutely nowhere with this guy, he asks something a little more practical.]

Well done, Commander. What toxin did you use?

[Gorthan is cold and distant, his arms folded over his chest, and the truth is that he isn't pleased at all.]
shakespearealien: (Not expecting something overwhelming.)

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[personal profile] shakespearealien 2012-09-17 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Need I remind you that the Slowpoke species is a precious and easily exploited asset, due to the value of their tails on the market? If you endanger their health, what does the Team gain that can offset that loss?

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artfuldestruction: i hate my keywords sfm like you have no idea (Default)

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[personal profile] artfuldestruction 2012-09-17 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent news, sir. You can find me in my lab at your leisure.
artfuldestruction: (creepy glasses flash)

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[[Cobra will find Kato seated at a bench, pieces of what appears to be a motherboard strewn around him. He's fully dressed, his coat obscuring any sight of the injury he obtained from his Hydreigon. As he turns to smile at Cobra, his glasses flash in the light.]]

Good to see you, sir. I trust everything is alright?

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tearsofademon: (exactly what's in store)

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[personal profile] tearsofademon 2012-09-17 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
...Really? That's what you were doing?
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foolishwren: like, this is a legitimate question: are you high? (SERIOUSLY? Are you serious rn.)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-09-17 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
... Man, seriously?

Of all the things to poison, you pick the giant smelly pink ones that move like.... zero miles an hour?

That's not even hard. They have an IQ of like... two.
foolishwren: ... I mean, aside from you? (Who would even THINK of doing that?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-09-17 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
And you expect people to be impressed with that?

That's like expecting people to be impressed that you can chew gum and breathe at the same time.

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ordalias: (it was dark)

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[personal profile] ordalias 2012-09-17 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's disapproval in her tone, and Cobra might recognize her voice... not that she's bothering to hide herself, but still. ]

So you're only attacking things that won't even fight back?

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infinitejustice: (Tired)

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[personal profile] infinitejustice 2012-09-17 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Somehow I'm not surprised he'd get worked up over chain letters...

Nothing anyone can do about it? Setting up a filtration system won't be difficult.

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justicereigns: (Stabby stabby poke)

[personal profile] justicereigns 2012-09-18 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
You what?

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robbedsanity: (Lancelot | Hm?)

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[personal profile] robbedsanity 2012-09-24 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Oh. There's someone new just. Staring at it- and while he doesn't look that amused, nevertheless he's just.]

...A Slowpoke Well.

[...He's not even sure if those poor things would react in a looong time.]

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licentious: (I forgot I ate a salad for dinner so)

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[personal profile] licentious 2012-09-24 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ POISONED THE SLOWPOKE WELL???

Lust is just going to look at the feed with a more... clueless expression on her face. For once, her lips are slightly ajar. She was going to say something, but she's completely speechless.

Congratulations, Cobra, you've achieved the impossible. She looks vaguely impressed, confused and judgmental all at once! What a fabulous expression which will never actually happen in reality! ]
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