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Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2013-02-14 08:33 pm

67 | Video | Dated to shortly after the blackout starts

[It’s time for the voluntary blackout, but judging from Cobra’s video, he doesn’t seem to be participating. And it’s not that he didn’t hear about it, it’s just that he doesn’t care. But since Cobra’s sick of hearing about it, he’s going to tell everyone how much he doesn’t care.]

Good evening, I have no doubt that by now many of you are busy participating in thisss ridiculous blackout. As you can probably ssssee, I am not. Why? Sssimply because I don’t feel like it! This is complete and utter nonsense! I would ask who cares about the mating habits of sssome bugs, but clearly many of you misguidedly do.

And contrary to what you may think, I’m not making this broadcast to tell you what a sssstupid idea it is, or that you’re all idiots, despite the fact that very many of you are and it is incredibly ssstupid. No, I would merely like to tell you to enjoy being able to voluntarily shut off the lights while you ssstill can. Because you never know when someone might put them out permanently!

[And now that he’s delivered yet another vague threat with no real intention of following up on it, he’ll cackle and cut the feed.]
lieutenantantichrist: (happy now bitch?)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-02-15 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! You! Weirdo in the welding mask! Get back here!

[The screen shows Blake at the side of a dark road. He's been walking for days and was starting to think the map and Norman were both full of shit when he'd finally started seeing the lights of a city in the distance, and now they'd suddenly vanished.]

That's why the lights are out? So some fucking bugs can get laid?

[Carter would know that if he ever listened to the radio.]

Whatever's going on, I'm not taking any domestic terrorism threats from some psycho with a speech impediment.
lieutenantantichrist: (don't get captured!)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-02-16 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Blake scowls at the helmeted lunatic]

I don't care what kind of snakes you boss around, you don't give me orders. And stay the hell away from the power grid!
lieutenantantichrist: (happy now bitch?)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-02-18 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Like hell you will.

[Blake has forgotten that he has no way whatsoever to back that up. His Snubbull leans over his shoulder and growls threateningly.]
lieutenantantichrist: (how my hair look)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-02-19 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
You're damn right I will. I'm not getting pushed around by a welder with a lisp.
istheindustry: balverine (My friend confessed she passed the test)

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[personal profile] istheindustry 2013-02-15 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, my dear, that's quite the display you're putting on - rather classic in execution, really, if a bit vague in substance.

[Because certainly, in posting this you asked for Reaver's opinion on the matter.]

I suppose it would be a bit pointless to ask you what, exactly, you plan on doing to everyone, so I'll spare us both the time - though I must say that if you can't find more...ah, "creative" uses for this blackout, you have quite a bit of my pity indeed, darling.

[...if you...get his drift...]
istheindustry: dalicious (I've got my gun cocked tight)

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[personal profile] istheindustry 2013-02-16 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
In that case, I would suggest acting on it - after all, why give people a reason to suspect you're doing anything before you actually do it? They'll just get in the way - people have a horrid tendency to do that, you know.

But now that you've given me fair warning that you're going to be up to something in the foreseeable future, perhaps I'll try to beat you to it; I have a fair few projects in the works already, after all.
istheindustry: balverine (A friend with breasts and all the rest)

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[personal profile] istheindustry 2013-02-19 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Don't we all, though.

[...okay, it...takes him a moment to figure out how to lock the feed, because he's not used to doing this without screwing the device seven ways from Sunday, but he seems to work it out soon enough.]

A member of that...illustrious brand of troublemakers running about the countryside, by any chance, or are you more of a freelancer?
istheindustry: balverine (My friend confessed she passed the test)

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[personal profile] istheindustry 2013-02-20 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely a philosophy I can get behind, make no mistake about that.

So which particular member are you, my vague - but apparently rather ambitious - friend? I've heard of many of your lot, worked with a few; I don't recognize you, however, and I suspect you'd be a bit...ah, difficult...to forget.
istheindustry: dalicious (Without leaving my fingerprints out)

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[personal profile] istheindustry 2013-02-24 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, one of his eyebrows darts upward at that, though he's clearly rather amused by it.]

May I, now? Well. As long as I have your permission.

However, this is rather convenient, my dear - you see, I was told to seek you out at the beginning of my little journey here. As the King of Pirates, the King of Thieves and the Head of Industry for all of Albion, I was informed that you could have potential use for my talents; I've already met your coworkers, the military men from Amestris, and it's incredibly well-timed that I should be in position to introduce myself to you as well now.

I'll leave you to your business soon enough, darling, but should you require assistance with these...these potential shenanigans of yours, do let me know, hm~?

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licentious: (I don't think of it like a pole dancing)

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[personal profile] licentious 2013-02-19 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see someone is keeping the public on their toes. Do you have any drive to actually follow up on this? Or are you just going to let them be driven crazy by their own paranoia? [ Lust is in Goldenrod for the Breeder's convention. She's doing a good job surveying what type of pokémon are available. ]

Also, if you want a gift from Goldenrod, you might want to speak now. Or forever hold your peace. [ She's not going to come back if you suddenly decide you need a pokémon much later! ]
licentious: (shanked the bartender and bouncer)

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[personal profile] licentious 2013-02-20 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see. It's always best to let the people themselves do your dirty work. [ A+ manipulation attempt, Cobra! ]

The breeders convention is coming up. If you require a certain pokémon, I'd much rather have an idea for what you're looking for now so I can adequately prepare.
licentious: (So you rear ended another car)

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[personal profile] licentious 2013-02-22 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Consider it done. Will six toxics do? I'm not planning on actually buying any pokémon. I am planning to survey the things available so I can just scope some of the more fervent opposers of the Rocket Brand. [ How evil!!!!!! ]
licentious: (Changed my mind. I'm wearing a dress.)

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[personal profile] licentious 2013-02-25 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
I will primarily be observing Riku, the child with the gray hair and the key like weapon.

I do hope you find them quite usable. May I ask what pokemon you're planning on using them on?
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