72 | Private Video/Texts

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Cobra’s on the Rocket frequency today, looking about the same as ever.]

Eight days. For eight days I was incarcerated and unable use thisss device without having some idiot guard watching over my shoulder. And a lot can happen in eight days. The entire balance of the world can change. Obviousssly, this is not the case, but still, I would like to know what if anything, was accomplished during those eight days.

[That would be Cobra’s way of asking why only one person bothered to break him out of jail and what everyone else was doing.]


[Private Text to Frank Archer]
I have something of yours. Contact me as soon as you get this so we can discuss it.



[Private Text to Jeane]
I would like those eggs now.

Comments

[rocket video]

[rarestcandy]

[What's that? You're in a bad mood? Well, surely a young girl's face popping up on screen won't make that any worse.]

What's incarcerated?

[rocket video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Clearly he missed the fact that there were new arrivals since he's never seen...whoever this is before.]

It means I was imprisssssoned.

[rocket video]

[rarestcandy]

Oh yeah? [That makes sense--they were the bad guy team. King Candy was always threatening to lock her up.] What didya do?

[rocket video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Assaulting a city with the power of nature itself!

[The actual charge was probably property destruction using Pokemon, but Cobra likes his version better.]

[rocket video]

[rarestcandy]

So you chopped down a tree and it landed on a building?

[rocket video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

No! Nothing ssssso simplistic and minor! What I did was worse! Much worse!

[rocket video]

[rarestcandy]

Ohhh, okay! Yeah, I see now.

[Sometimes it just takes kids these days a while, you know?]

Two trees?

[rocket video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

No! No trees! Trees weren't involved at all! I created an ice sssstorm and used it to attack the town! That's what happened!

[rocket video]

[rarestcandy]

[Huh. All was right with the one she was in and Ralph hadn't mentioned it. Must be another level in the game.]

How d'ya know it isn't hot enough that they wanted the ice storm? And how come you keep doing that "ssssss"-ing thing?

[rocket video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Believe me, they did not want that ssstorm. And why I'm hissing is none of your business.

[rocket video]

[rarestcandy]

It makes you sssssound like you're going to explode.

[rocket video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I am not going to explode!

[rocket video]

[rarestcandy]

I didn't sssay you were going to explode, I sssssaid you sounded like you were going to explode. There's a difference.

[rocket video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Oh.

Well, in that case...]

I do not sssssound like I'm going to explode! I ssssound like a snake! A ssssnake!

[rocket video]

[rarestcandy]

Ssssnakes don't have arms. You can't be a snake.

[See, you have arms.]

[rocket video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Of course I'm not a sssssnake! That would be ridiculous!

[He's just not going to bring up that time he actually was a snake.]

I said sound like! Not that I was one!

[rocket video]

[rarestcandy]

[A wise decision, sir.]

Can't argue with that. [She's pleased that this guy's playing the game.] Sssso how come you don't wanna tell me why you ssssound like a snake?

[rocket video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Because I fail to see how that's any of your businessssss.

[rocket video]

[rarestcandy]

What good is being on the ssssame team if we don't get to know each other?

[rocket video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Ssssimple. I don't believe in sharing all of my personal information. Merely what's important! And the reason for my hissing is not important and has nothing to do with us being on the sssssame team!

[rocket video]

[rarestcandy]

[Boooo.]

What is important then, Sssssir Hissalot?

[rocket video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Cobra Commander! My name is not Sssssssir Hissssalot! It's Cobra Commander and you will refer to me as ssssuch!