cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (A REAL AMERICAN HERO)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2013-06-21 03:58 pm

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[When the feed starts, there's a clear view of a strange cup of some sort on Cobra's desk. He wanted to show it off sooner, but with the glitches and everything from a couple weeks ago, he figured it best to wait until things calmed down.]

No doubt many of you are wondering what thisssss is, and why I am bringing it your attention. Allow me to explain. As some of you may know, in 1867 the United Sssstates of America purchased Alaska from Russia. What you may not know is that a provision in the treaty involved the transfer of this item, the Seal of Alaska, from the Russian government to the American one. Unfortunately the ship carrying the seal sank, and it was thought lost forever.

However, my operatives were able to recover the seal, thus taking possession of Alaska...for a time. Unfortunately due to their incompetence and interference by varioussss government agencies, the seal ended up in the hands of the United Sssstates government. Until now.

You ssssee, while all of you received whatever ridiculous, useless knicknack from your homes a few weeks ago, I actually received sssssomething useful! The Seal of Alaska! Which according to the language of the treaty, means that I, Cobra Commander, am now the rightful owner of ssssaid state!

[And clearly having a gaudy jeweled goblet that signifies ownership of land that isn't even in this world is cause for him to cackle. So he's just going to laugh until the feed ends.]
babel_hacker: (Ice Cream | Chillin')

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[personal profile] babel_hacker 2013-06-22 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[He doesn't really reply to this guy's posts, but...]

...While that sound impressive, it's hard to stay impressed for very long when this world probably doesn't have Alaska.

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redwhiteandhero: (waitwhat)

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[personal profile] redwhiteandhero 2013-06-22 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
The hell you are.

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dressofheaven: (Now let me see...)

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[personal profile] dressofheaven 2013-06-22 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
... But this isn't earth. I mean, if you had something that said you were the owner of Johto or Kanto, that would be one thing, but that cup's as useless as anything anyone else got.

I mean, I can at least wear mine. I'm not going to, but I could.

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tookthename: (eyebrow up)

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[personal profile] tookthename 2013-06-22 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure that's not how that works. You show up with the fancy paper weight and try to claim the state as yours and I'm pretty sure you'd get laughed out of whatever government agency you tried it in.

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lieutenantantichrist: (what the fuck did I do?)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-06-22 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Blake picks up the phone without bothering to put down the huge sandwich he's munching on]

What would you want it for? All that's there is a bunch of snow, moose, and Sarah Palin.

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[personal profile] artofthestress 2013-06-22 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Rarity just rolls her eyes. ] Luna forbid your grand evil schemes actually work, or be useful.

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trickyoutwice: (startled)

[personal profile] trickyoutwice 2013-06-22 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you even want Alaska?

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eclectictype: (ᴅɪsᴀʙʟᴇ)

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[personal profile] eclectictype 2013-06-22 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
...What the fuck is wrong with you?

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tearsofademon: (strolling by the Seine)

[personal profile] tearsofademon 2013-06-22 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Good for you.

[he sounds so impressed, except not really]

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saxsongs: ➥ Anime (2000%) (Nope)

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[personal profile] saxsongs 2013-06-22 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
... I pity the people of Alaska.

[Even though he's not entirely sure if he should believe what he said.]

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francia: (Indifferent Air)

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[personal profile] francia 2013-06-23 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Slow. Unimpressed. Clapping.]

Congratulations. You have a ceremonial symbol of a land no one wants.

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[personal profile] chainred 2013-06-23 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations.

[ Unlike many of the others, she seems legitimately content in saying that. ] Does that mean you are a king of this Alaska?

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impulsives: (Shinn | Unamused)

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[personal profile] impulsives 2013-06-23 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It's just Alaska, nothing to be proud about.

[basically a pile of rubble in his world.]

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[personal profile] greatestcool 2013-06-24 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
That is so cool! I mean, Alaska doesn't seem all that great, but hey, at least you own it now! So are you going to use it to launch an attack on the United States or something?

[Well, you can have someone who's easily just as excited about this as you are, Cobra. Who cares that this is Johto and not the United States?]

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