cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (A REAL AMERICAN HERO)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2014-05-21 08:29 pm

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Earlier today while making a new list of targets, something I'm sssure that many of you are already aware that I do, I realized ssssomething.

[Cobra pauses here. It's not every day that he realizes something.]

Most of my enemies are no longer here. What once took up more than a page could now easily fit on a post it note. And if I am lacking in enemies, then that obviously means that I am ssucceeding in removing any obstacles to my eventual conquest of Johto. Even if I'm not actually doing anything about it!

[Victory by default is still victory...right? To Cobra, it is, so he's laughing about it.He'll stop eventually though.]

Of course, just because I don't have to do anything doesn't mean that I'm going to refrain from taking action against thossse who annoy me. There are, after all, ssstill a few nuisances running around here I'd like dealt with. And sssince I'm no longer in Team Rocket, I can hardly ask them to do it, right?

[Yup. He's still sticking to the not in Team Rocket thing.]

Therefore, if anyone is interested in being handsomely rewarded for bringing misfortune to these people, please let me know, and I'll be more than happy to provide you with their names.

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aufsassig: fuckdamn, Sarah McLachlan truly understands my soul (PROFILE ★ so give us a tantrum)

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[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-05-22 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[...All right, so the guy claims he's not in Team Rocket "any longer". That makes things interesting, but more importantly that warrants a private filter, because what Schuldig sees here is an opportunity — either to grab a traitor and win some points with the higher-ups backstabbing the hell out of him, or working a lucrative second job on the side and getting to play more evil sides of the field than just one.

Either way, that sounds like a winner to him.]


What kind of misfortune are you after, exactly?
aufsassig: monetarily I'm pretty much set, actually (DEVIL ★ i'm only bankrupt in morality)

same as above until further notice o/

[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-05-22 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You're ordering a hit.

[You can almost hear the unexpectedly pleased laughter in the pause between the messages.]

Color me interested.

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angerpoints: (CHEEK ☞ surprise bitch)

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[personal profile] angerpoints 2014-05-22 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELL. That sure was something, wasn't it. It certainly isn't every day that you turn your little handheld camera-phone thingy on and see some weirdo in a helmet asking around for a hitman. Clearly, the only way for Yusuke to respond to such a momentous occasion is to heckle the guy a little.]

What's the matter, you don't got the balls to take care of your enemies yourself? Some future conqueror of the world you are.
angerpoints: (GRIN ☞ bump it)

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[personal profile] angerpoints 2014-05-24 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
'cause otherwise you're just a guy with a stupid outfit and an even stupider voice! I mean, c'mon, if you're going to talk about world domination where everybody can see it, the least you could do is give people some reason to feel nervous. You're already lacking style. You might as well make up for it by doin' your own dirty work.

[WHERE IS YOUR SWAGGER, BAD GUY?]

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dreamsofahero: (pondering)

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[personal profile] dreamsofahero 2014-05-22 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
So, you're now hiring others to do your dirty work...?
dreamsofahero: (glancing up)

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[personal profile] dreamsofahero 2014-05-23 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? How terribly dastardly of you.

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konpeitoqueen: (MORE SHORT HAIR)

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[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-05-23 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
[The video opens up with her yawning. Hi, Cobra. Her hair's shorter than before, but she's still recognizable, of course.]

I knew you would be too pathetic to do it yourself. Having to hire others to get rid of a little girl? I would laugh, if I wasn't already tired of laughing at you.
konpeitoqueen: (ur face is a crime)

[personal profile] konpeitoqueen 2014-05-24 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a good thing she doesn't know he's snickering about her hair, or god help you, Cobra, she'll... start flamewars on video...?

Yeah, at this point, they're both kinda hypocrites making fun of each other.]


Well, you did say you would get revenge on me. So, you're either a coward who backs out of his own claims, or a big fat liar set on disappointing everyone!

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heartofmetal: (Something smells fishy)

[personal profile] heartofmetal 2014-05-24 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
You're asking people in public to bring misfortune for others? You do know even the police can view these, right?

[An individual who doesn't know who the heck Cobra is and he already wonders if there's everything alright with this person...]
heartofmetal: (Just a normal day)

[personal profile] heartofmetal 2014-05-26 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
So you don't care you might be potentially sued for planning something hideous? This can be used as evidence if you do something to someone.

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zero_charisma: (Default)

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[personal profile] zero_charisma 2014-05-24 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Not much point in arranging a hit if no one knows how to stay dead.
zero_charisma: (A smoke)

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[personal profile] zero_charisma 2014-05-24 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Suit yourself then. Who do you want taken out?

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explosivecombat: (And what have we here?)

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[personal profile] explosivecombat 2014-05-25 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
My, it's good to see that you're keeping yourself busy nowadays, Commander. Is there anything in particular you would like from me, or have you gotten enough volunteers?
explosivecombat: (A sexy revolution!)

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[personal profile] explosivecombat 2014-05-25 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, lovely. Might I ask who these prospective candidates are? If you don't mind, that is.

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tearsofademon: (awakes to the bells)

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Good for you.

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ossifragant: (⊗ they'll make a great tourniquet)

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Sounds like you've been keeping yourself busy.

A shame about annoyances, though. Hope you're able to find someone to take care of them.

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