cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2014-06-11 06:59 pm

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I would like to issssue a formal complaint about that sssso called news report that I'm sure all of you have seen by now. I have absolutely no idea why they would issue such a missssleading report, but despite that description, that was not me! I had nothing to do with any of that!

[As far as he knows anyway.]

I wasn't even in Goldenrod City at the time of the attack!

[That part's true.]

Sssso it is beyond me why these reporters would take it upon themsssselves to report ssssomething so obviously false! And I don't care where that description came from! I'm not going to allow my name to be sssslandered by them, the police, or anyone else! Essspecially for crimes I didn't commit!

[If he had his army of evil lawyers here, he would've already filed a ridiclous amount of lawsuits over this, but all he can do for now is yell at things.]

And if it's not sssslander, and there's some idiot out there trying to impersssonate me again, then whoever you are, you have made a very grave missstake. A mistake that I promise you will regret for the resssst of your soon to be completely miserable life!

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the_end: (haha you idiot)

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[personal profile] the_end 2014-06-12 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[She laughs.]

So someone's trying to pin the blame on you, snake-guy?
the_end: (happy go lucky)

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[personal profile] the_end 2014-06-16 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't you just go find who said it and stop them?

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shest: (♙  covered by the blind belief)

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[personal profile] shest 2014-06-12 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Considering you were asking for hitmen in a public setting and then a person was mysteriously attacked some time later, I'm going to assume that the two incidents are related.

I do believe that you're not the attacker in this case either way.

I do have advice, sir. Try not to put such a large target on your back. The description was fairly typical of a person trying to disguise their identity. By saying it wasn't you so publicly it might look as though you have something to hide.
shest: (♟ this ocean will)

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[personal profile] shest 2014-06-12 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I would not have come to the conclusion had you not said something. The report said it was either dark blue or black. If it happened at night, that manner of dress makes sense.

The hood or mask makes sense as well. It could possibly have been a random mugging, the news report doesn't exactly make that clear.

If you were a suspect, I imagine the police would have brought you in for questioning. Assuming otherwise only draws unneeded attention.

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aufsassig: i'm utterly enthralled by your bullshit (DEADPAN ★ no really please go on)

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[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-06-12 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
You know, for another twenty-five thousand, I'll find you the bastard who impersonated you.
aufsassig: obligatory natural redhead speculation goes here (HUMOR ★ or maybe i'm born with it)

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[personal profile] aufsassig 2014-06-12 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
I figure since I finished the first one, my work schedule's gonna be kind of freed up for a while.

You owe me, by the way.

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tearsofademon: (when our tale was begun)

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They never actually said they thought it was you, y'know.
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I dunno, a lot of people wear dark outfits with hoods.

Besides, you don't seem like the kind of guy who'd bother to carry a knife around.

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francia: (Needs Hairclips)

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I believe there's an appropriate expression for this: the monsieur doth protest too much, methinks.
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[personal profile] killer_sweets 2014-06-12 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you even being offend?

[Cobra Commander maybe be an evil idiot, but the man prides himself on his evil deeds. Since he's not gloating Killua is pretty sure the guy is innocent for once. ]

People are going to assume you did it now.
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Oh so this is just about your pride and not your reputation then, my mistake.

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majorcrotchgrab: (✪ cocky son of a bitch)

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Who said the report was describing you?

But responding to it like this certainly does make things suspicious.

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babel_hacker: (Hatless | During school)

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[Hold up while Atsuro catch up on the news.

Okay, done.
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...Considering your general reputation, they probably think you're the perfect good scapegoat. Plus, no one would step and reveal themselves after you promise to make them pay.

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imthe_shit: (try again when i start caring.)

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[personal profile] imthe_shit 2014-06-13 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
And we're supposed to take you at your word because...?

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zero_charisma: (War of arrows)

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[personal profile] zero_charisma 2014-06-14 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Looks like I've got myself a bit of competition.

Anyway I've got the job done. You won't be hearing from her for a week. And if she's learned her lesson, there won't even be a peep out of her.
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