cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (AND NOW FOR A LISSSST OF DEMANDS)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2015-01-19 06:09 pm

98 | Text | Dated to the 20th!

[Not much to see here. It's Cobra Commander again, but this time via text]

You have one week to meet the following demands:

At least P1,000,000 delivered to the following address:


[And an address follows. It's a P.O. Box in Blackthorn City, so there's nothing really exciting there if anyone goes to look.]

Ownership of any one city in either region.

100 Shiny Pokemon.


[He doesn't even want the Pokemon, but he knows that in a Pokemon centric world, that's a pretty huge demand to make.]

You have one week or Cherrygrove City will experience destruction on a level not yet seen in this world. Ignore this at your own peril.

{OOC: Still taking signups to shoot Cobra down for the next 24 hours or so!}
ladywithnovoice: (dontletmxgo) (I think 'regret' was last night's theme.)

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[personal profile] ladywithnovoice 2015-01-20 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you expect people to do any of those things?</font?
ladywithnovoice: (faoladh) (Exactly what part of this weekend)

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[personal profile] ladywithnovoice 2015-01-21 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're asking for something impossible to be done in an incredibly short amount of time, and you plan on throwing a tantrum when it can't happen.
ladywithnovoice: (sassybird) (I've decided it's a bad thing.)

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[personal profile] ladywithnovoice 2015-01-22 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
And if someone tries to stop you?
ladywithnovoice: (faoladh) (I really shouldn't be used to hearing)

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[personal profile] ladywithnovoice 2015-01-25 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Even though you've broadcasted your plan to the whole network?
ladywithnovoice: (dontletmxgo) (Literally. A puddle of blood.)

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[personal profile] ladywithnovoice 2015-02-02 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you're prepared to be disappointed then.
ladywithnovoice: (trilies) (I'm not upset with you.)

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[personal profile] ladywithnovoice 2015-02-05 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll put on my nicest boots when I leave an imprint of them on your face.
deaftly: (Default)

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[personal profile] deaftly 2015-01-21 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh hey, it's this jerk again. At least this is a text and something Naki can actually understand!!

...Also why bother being anonymous, that's stupid.]


WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CHERRYGROVE WHY WOULDNT U ATTACK SOMEPLACE LIKE GOLDENROD WHERE PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY CARE

ALSO WHERE THE FUCK R U EXPECTING PEOPLE 2 GET 100 SHINY POKEMON FROM OR OWNERSHIP OF A CITY
deaftly: (UHH 💦 i think i fucked up my entrance)

[personal profile] deaftly 2015-01-21 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
OH I GUESS THATS A GOOD POINT

SO WHAT R U GOING 2 DO EXACTLY DID U SAY AND I MISSED IT OR WHAT
deaftly: (Default)

[personal profile] deaftly 2015-01-22 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
NO BUT IF U SAID SOMETHING I DIDNT HEAR IT

MAYBE UR NOT AS IMPORTANT AS U THINK U R?????
deaftly: (UHH 💦 i think i fucked up my entrance)

[personal profile] deaftly 2015-01-23 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
R U REALLY I HAVENT SEEN OR HEARD OF U B4
deaftly: (UGH 💦 have i mentioned i hate humans)

[personal profile] deaftly 2015-01-24 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
NNNNNNOPE STILL NOT RINGING A BELL

WHERE R U FROM IS IT AMERICA

ONLY AMERICANS WOULD BE DUMB ENOUGH 2 MAKE A SNAKE A COMMANDER
deaftly: (SIGH 💦 fucking inkays i swear)

[personal profile] deaftly 2015-01-25 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
THEN WHY R U NAMED AFTER A SNAKE THATS JUST CONFUSING
deaftly: (TEARS 💦 you're gonna make me cry)

[personal profile] deaftly 2015-01-26 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
WAIT DOES THAT MEAN U DONT HAVE A NAME OF UR OWN

THATS REALLY SAD

U SHOULD PICK A NAME 4 URSELF!!!


[IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE, sorry Cobra.]
deaftly: (UHH 💦 i think i fucked up my entrance)

[personal profile] deaftly 2015-01-28 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
SO UR JUST GONNA GO BY COBRA COMMANDER 4EVER???

UR LOSS I GUESS
fortunatetoaster: manga (angry/yelling)

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[personal profile] fortunatetoaster 2015-01-22 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ shit there's no way she could get to cherrygrove in time, no matter how bad she tried

fuck ]


What the hell is wrong with you?! You really think you're gonna get away with this after announcin' it to everyone?!
fortunatetoaster: manga (ARE YOU SERIOUS THO)

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[personal profile] fortunatetoaster 2015-01-24 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well it sounds like a buncha people are linin' up to makie sure we do! So don't get so cocky, bub!
ajustcaws: (to right the unrightable wrong)

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[personal profile] ajustcaws 2015-01-23 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
seriously?? you put your address there???? i guess you want some kind of honorable duel before you actually do it, and if so i am there!
ajustcaws: (to right the unrightable wrong)

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[personal profile] ajustcaws 2015-01-27 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
no you pretty much just demanded a duel doing that!! and i am going RIGHT THERE. RIGHT NOW. because you are definitely cruisin' for a bruisin'!!
ajustcaws: (to fight the unbeatable foe)

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[personal profile] ajustcaws 2015-01-31 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
haha joke's on you because heroes NEVER fail!! i'm on my way as we speak!
ajustcaws: (to right the unrightable wrong)

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[personal profile] ajustcaws 2015-02-01 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
no way!!! besides even if i did fail i would do it in a spectacularly awesome way!

but i won't!!

so there!!!