cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (AND THEN I TOOK OVER ENGLAND)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2015-03-11 01:25 pm

102 | Video

[Oh hey everyone. Today's video displays a Pokemon Center with some weird nasty purple fog pooling around the floor. And Cobra standing in front of the counter, acting like he owns the place. Which he apparently now does. But he'll get to that in a minute.]

When we last sssspoke, I promised that everything I ssssaid last time still applied. And for thossse of you incapable of remembering, that included a vow to take the world. Sssince then, one idiot has chosen to try and sssteal my thunder, but I don't care.

[Which is why he was bugging Blake about. Because that's totally how you show you don't care, right?]

And the reason I don't care is because I have done far more than ssstand on a soap box and proclaim myself leader. I have done far more than anyone here has every done! Because you sssee, as of thisss moment, this Pokemon Center, and the island it is built on, belongs to me.

[He'll let that sink in for a moment.]

And I know sssssome of you no doubt will choose to believe otherwise. Your missstake. And ssssome of you may believe and choose to try and take what is now mine. That will also be your missstake.

[Because he's already come close to sinking one ferry earlier today, he won't hesitate to try again.]

To those of you with ssssome sense, I would hope that you can sssee the opportunity created today. For thisss is the first ssstep and the firssst part of what will grow to become a gloriousssss Cobra Empire!

[And he's going to start laughing before cutting the feed.

{OOC: So here's the actual takeover post that goes with the information posted here!]
preybeforemeals: (CASUAL ♞ jealous of your cigarette)

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[personal profile] preybeforemeals 2015-03-11 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Okay then.]

Well, you were right about one thing, monsieur - this wasn't precisely what I had in mind when we spoke last week.

[There's a light laugh behind his words when he says it, however, and he doesn't seem upset if the smile is anything to judge by; the expression is easy and so is his way of speaking, and he seems to be doing something with his hands just offscreen as he speaks. Given that he's currently in the kitchen he's probably preparing...something; apparently responding to terrorist threats doesn't warrant putting the fucking cucumber cups down for thirty seconds.]

Tell me, though, did the conquest go well for you?
preybeforemeals: (DISMISS ♞ oh - that was your girl?)

[personal profile] preybeforemeals 2015-03-12 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Mm. He's not precisely interested in being outraged today, actually, and as long as you're taking over things that are over there and not where he is, everything is going just fine.]

Here's hoping the local authorities don't plan on trying to do anything about it, then - or, well, the local authorities or that gentleman who was yelling in the town square yesterday. I imagine he'll have something to say about your rule.

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nasa_dreams: (Are you serious?//You.  Stop Talking.)

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[personal profile] nasa_dreams 2015-03-12 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
First that old guy, now you again?

It's never gonna happen, dude!
nasa_dreams: (Are you serious?//You.  Stop Talking.)

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Oh, wowie, an island. Looks like a rock to me.

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bylight: (♥ There's the great unknown)

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[personal profile] bylight 2015-03-12 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Guess who is going to mock you again.]

You sound like even more of an idiot than the last time we talked.
bylight: (♥ Don't listen to your friends)

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[personal profile] bylight 2015-03-12 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
You're just showing off right now.

[She just shakes her head.]

I guess little boys have to do something to make themselves look big.

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lieutenantantichrist: (they will view you as conflicted)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2015-03-12 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Blake looks into the purple fog on the screen with amused contempt.]

Looks like your little island has a climate problem. You gonna establish an EPA?

[His takeover is way better whether or not anybody has actually acknowledged that they have been taken over.]
lieutenantantichrist: (in this town we're as good as it gets)

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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2015-03-14 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
Wrecking up the place before you make it your own headquarters? Sounds like a bad idea. Ever heard of not shitting where you eat?

So you got a building with a ventilation problem. So do half the guys trying to rent out apartments back home. Where's your backup?
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garbagechild: did you get it (nothin much just hangin out HAHA GET IT)

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[personal profile] garbagechild 2015-03-12 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wrath is not alarmed in the slightest by the fact that this crazy guy has taken over an island. If anything, he just looks a little surprised. Because oh! You can do that?]

If the island belongs do you, does all the water belong to you, too?

What about the trees?

I didn't know trees could really belong to anybody.
garbagechild: ... if I didn't LITERALLY have my hand in the cookie jar right now, this wouldn't look so bad. (... UHHHHHHHHH...)

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No one else's?

What if someone wanted to visit?

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pinnedbangs: (no comprende fais)

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[personal profile] pinnedbangs 2015-03-12 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey, it's the pep-talk guy! What sort of inspirational words does he have today? Something something -- hey look, the misty stuff is purple. That's kinda cool. Something ssssssssomething uhm. Uhhhhhhm.]

I don't get it. You literally took over an island? A whole island?
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stitchedupbodyguard: (Totally sneaking)

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2015-03-13 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
....What the hell is this?

[Did she accidentally turn on the comedy broadcast channel on her Pokegear?]

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nvcr: (in the late afternoon sunlight)

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[personal profile] nvcr 2015-03-14 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
So uh, how're you gonna build the rest of this "Cobra Empire"? Not that I'm saying this isn't impressive, but like, do you have an army or anything?

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sadisticwarfare: (Default)

[VIDEO - LOCKED]

[personal profile] sadisticwarfare 2015-03-14 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations, Commander.

[Archer looks incredibly pleased. He's in one of the rooms in the Rocket base, if the plain background is anything to judge by.]

Do be careful, I'd hate to see someone show up and try to stop you.

[Actually, that's why he's contacting you.]

Commander, I have a question for you - why did you broadcast this to the network?

[The question is worded carefully; he's not trying to say Cobra's wrong or anything, he's just confused why this sounded like a good idea to Cobra.]

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katostrophic: (OHO ☢ what?)

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[personal profile] katostrophic 2015-03-15 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[....

Cobra, he's really not sure how you manage to outdo yourself every time, but...well, here we are.]


Congratulations on your conquest, Commander. I take it the locals didn't give you much trouble?

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