cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Telling you about my ridiculous scheme)
Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2010-08-09 02:52 pm

10 | Video

[The video feed displays a nondescript room inside Rocket HQ. The camera is shaking around and occasionally drops higher or lower as Cobra Commander stands in front of it wearing his regular “definitely not a Rocket Grunt uniform” outfit.]

Attention citizens of Johto! I am Cobra Commander! This broadcast is to publicly thank those of you who so graciously provided me with information on Pokémon evolution. Soon my Ekans will evolve into Arbok and there’s nothing any of you can do about it! Nothing!

[This prompts some maniacal laughter from the masked man and seems to startle the person filming. The camera shakes around a bit taking the focus away from Cobra Commander, which of course angers him.]

Give me that back you idiot! This broadcast is over! Give it back you stupid Pokémon!

[There's a flash of purple before the feed goes black as the camera is yanked away from Ekans.]

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[identity profile] yattagarasu.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahaha! What a funny way to say that!

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It isn't meant to be funny! Why are you saying that?

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[identity profile] yattagarasu.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Because it is! Is your Pokémon evolving any reason to laugh like a Saturday morning bad guy?

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know what you're talking about, but gaining an Arbok is only the first step in my plan!

And by the time you all realize it, it will be too late!

[There is more laughter of the Saturday morning villain variety.]

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[identity profile] yattagarasu.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
... I guess I can't ask about this plan, huh. Unless maybe you're trying to be a snake charmer?

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
No you may not!

Wait, a snake charmer? Yes that's it. I'm trying to be a snake charmer, and I need more Arboks to complete my act!

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[identity profile] yattagarasu.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
... But I thought I wasn't supposed to ask about it--

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I was kidding. There's nothing to be worry about. I'm a perfectly innocent snake charmer in training.

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[identity profile] yattagarasu.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Perfectly innocent snake charmers don't laugh like bad guys.

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[identity profile] itsybitsycrazy.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Recognizes the room, mainly because he spends most of his time wandering around the place, so he'll be making his way to it and knocking.]

Having fun, are we?

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
No!

[He's too busy fighting with Ekans to open the door. It really wants the Pokegear back.]

You may enter!

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[identity profile] itsybitsycrazy.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[He enters! And on his back, there is an Ariados. He'll watch the scene for a moment and then... laugh.]

Heeheehee! Looks like a good time to me!

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Don't laugh at me!

[After a few more minutes of struggling, he manages to get Ekans back into his Pokeball and reclaims his Pokegear once more.]

Now what do you want?

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[identity profile] itsybitsycrazy.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha!

[just as if to mock him that time, but he'll stop-- the Ariados watching from over his shoulder is still clicking with spider laughter though.]

Nothing really. Just a little amusement.

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[identity profile] mechanophilia.livejournal.com 2010-08-09 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That laugh...oh Cobra what we gonna do with you. ]

And you've got the cliche laugh to go with it. You're just a bunch of eighties Saturday morning cartoon cliches, aren't you?

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea what you're talking about, but I don't like your tone.

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[identity profile] mechanophilia.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
And I don't like your poorly chosen bad guy name. You'll give snake charmers, and cobras, a bad rap at this rate.

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know who you are but I'm going to enjoy watching Arbok squeeze the life from you!

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[identity profile] mechanophilia.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ You're amusing. He's gonna have to talk to you more often when he needs a good laugh. ] If your Arbok is as competent with holding a camera as squeezing someone you're gonna need to train it a bit more. Should work on your threatening one-liners a bit more; I mean how can you take over the world if people aren't fearing you and know what you're planning on doing to them, right?

[ He sounds so bored and looks it too if you could see him. Poor Cobra no one takes you seriously. ): ]

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[personal profile] bakaitoukid 2010-08-09 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't think of any reasons why we'd want to stop your Ekans from evolving into an Arbok.

Nice laugh, by the way.

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's right. There's nothing for you to be concerned about!

I was just laughing at...something off camera. Nothing to be worried about at all.

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[personal profile] bakaitoukid 2010-08-10 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
'Course not! I'm not suspicious of your laugh at all! [... except he kinda is]

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Good, you shouldn't be suspicious!

[Very obvious muttering.]

...until it's too late.

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[personal profile] bakaitoukid 2010-08-10 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
What was that last part? I'm not quite sure I could hear you. [a bit sarcastic because he could hear him loud and clear]

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
It's nothing you should be concerned with!

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[personal profile] bakaitoukid 2010-08-10 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh right, of course! Nothing suspicious at all.

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly! Now stop worrying about things that aren't suspicious!

[Another obvious mutter.]

You should stop if you know what's good for you.

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[personal profile] bakaitoukid 2010-08-10 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[now he's just kind of having fun mocking him]

If I know what is good for me?

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[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yes if you know what's good for you! I already have a list of people who be dealt with and there's always room for one more!

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[personal profile] bakaitoukid 2010-08-10 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Certainly your list of people who will be dealt with isn't a suspicious list at all!
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[personal profile] 10yen_idol 2010-08-10 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Um, why would we want to stop your Ekans from evolving?

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[identity profile] shellderkillder.livejournal.com 2010-08-10 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
[What. Just... what. B|]

I do believe I am missing the threatening part of your statement, good sir.

[identity profile] walking-the-cat.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
Why would we want to stop your pokemon from evolving, Mister? That's a good thing!

LMFAO

[identity profile] wieldswindwaker.livejournal.com 2010-08-11 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Link's villain senses are tingling.]

Why did you want it to evolve?