96 | Video

Dec. 23rd, 2014 11:22 am
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (RECIPE FOR DISSSASTER)
[For those who are watching and have been to Cinnabar Island, the subject of Cobra's video is that construction site that's been constructing ever since Kanto became available all those years ago. ...or before that who knows? For those who've never been there, it's a construction site in a mysterious location. Which appears to be closed for the day.]

When we last ssssspoke like this, I demonstrated my latest innovation for all of you.

[...yup, he sure is pretending the tantrum that happened in between this and that didn't happen.]

And I believe I mentioned that the finished product would be far more devastating. Fortunately for you all, that day has not yet come.

[Soon though, at the rate this is going.]

Sssso today, I've arranged a second demonstration of Project M.E.T.A.L. for your viewing pleasure. So without further delay, fire!

[And from off camera, there's a barrage of Zap Cannons that...sort of whites out the view for a moment. When the feed resumes with an amazing shot of the ground, Cobra picks the camera back up to show...well, some of that construction equipment's definitely wrecked. There's a decent sized gouge in the ground where one of the blasts went off target, and who knows where some of the other ones went. Curse that 50% accuracy.]

I believe that was should be considered far more impressive than merely knocking down a wall as some of you put it before. And jussst remember! The worst is yet to come!

[The public feed ends there, and a few minutes later, there's a private feed on the Rocket channel.]
Private Video on the Rocket Frequency )

{OOC: So this is part two of the thing Cobra's been working on. He's still ICly putting things together at this point, but in January, you can expect an OOC post with information about what exactly he's doing and how you guys can ruin his plans for him! So keep an eye out for that if you're interested!}

66 | Video

Dec. 30th, 2012 09:54 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (MANIACAL LAUGH)
[Today’s video shows one side of a room, with donation boxes lined up along the wall. The same boxes that for the past few weeks have been out on the streets, just sitting there in the hopes that people will contribute something to help the needy. And after the recent legendary rampage, there’s certainly a lot more need for such a thing than there was before.

Too bad that the contents aren’t going to anyone deserving, which might be clear once Cobra steps on screen.]


By now these should look familiar to mosssst of you. Several of these boxes were left in various areas, in the hopes that ssssomeone would contribute their hard earned money or items in a misssguided attempt to help those less fortunate. While such actions are typically considered noble by ssssociety, this was nothing more than stupidity on your parts!

And why, you may ask, was it ssstupid? Because! None of these items are going to charity! And before any of you accuse me of theft, they never were! I haven’t ssstolen anything! Merely collected the receptacles I had delivered in the firsssst place! That’s right. There’s no benevolent company or charitable organization behind this! There never was! The entire thing was always a Cobra operation!

[There’s no cackling here since apparently Cobra has more to say.]

But I couldn’t have done thisss alone. No, of course not. Which is why in return for their excellent assistance, I will be making a rather large donation to Team Rocket. The donation will of course, come from the proceeds so generously donated to Cobra by all of you. And that is something I want all of you to think about.

Think about what your charity and ssso called Christmas ssspirit have gotten you! Or perhaps I should say what it will get you! The answer, for those of you too ssstupid to figure it out, is more acts of terror! Acts of terror funded by your generous donations! Perhaps next time you’ll think twice before deciding to help sssssomeone! After all, they could just be exploiting your compassion and generosity like I did!

[And now there’s the obligatory evil laughter to end Cobra’s broadcast.]

{OOC: And here’s the reveal of the scheme detailed in this post.}

65 | Video

Dec. 14th, 2012 07:54 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (WHO LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AGAIN?)
Can you believe thissss nonsense?

[From the video, it looks like Cobra Commander’s wandered outside today to show everyone a box. Some people may have already seen them by now.]

Charity? Charity? I don’t know whose sssstupid idea this was, but I hope it fails! Collecting things for a good cause! Things like thissss sicken me! Who would be ssstupid enough to donate to charity?

[That should probably be enough to convince anyone that Cobra Commander is the last person who would be behind such a thing, but since when does Cobra have the sense to refrain from overdoing something?]

And if it wasn’t bad enough already, it’s Christmas charity! That’s even worse! Well, they’re not getting ssssso much as a cent from me! Ever! And I pity anyone ssstupid enough to give them anything!

[There. That should be enough, so he’ll end the feed there.]

{OOC: Post to go with this. Figured Cobra throwing a public fit about it would work better to distance himself from it.}
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (It'ssssssssssss cold)
Unlike last year, Cobra will be sending people presents. Only negative CR gets homemade stuff because well...you probably don't want Cobra making you things.

These are the worst presents ever. )

If I forgot anyone he should be sending things to, just let me know.
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Telling you about my ridiculousss scheme)
[The audio is filled with cracking noises.]

It finally decided to hatch! About time! I’ve turned this thing on to record…whatever this thing is!

[More cracking followed by a hiss, but not from the Commander.]

What?

[There’s some static as the Pokegear is moved and the video is switched on, displaying Cobra Commander’s new Seviper.]



Look at that! Another snake Pokémon? I think I'll keep this present, instead of throwing it in the trash like the others!

17 | Video

Dec. 23rd, 2010 01:40 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (I ORDER YOU TO DO SSSSSSSSTUFF)
[Anyone watching the video will see a close up of a Snover. Said Snover looks completely oblivious to the fact that it’s being videotaped. Cobra Commander’s voice comes from behind the camera and sounds rather enthusiastic.]

Do you see that? It was recently brought to my attention that my Pokemon were susceptible to Psychic types! Well that weakness has been dealt with! This creature has no such weakness! In fact, it’s even capable of freezing other Pokemon! Isn’t that wonderful?

Private to Members of Team Rocket )

Before I forget, I found that stupid girl’s Pokemon. I can't stand it, but it won't stop following me! I figure with the proper training, I'll make Pancake fit in with the rest of my loyal Pokemon! So I’m keeping it! And that’s not up for debate!

{OOC: Since Grace offered, Cobra Commander will be taking care of Melfina's Ditto, Pancake, for the foreseeable future.}
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (I ORDER YOU TO DO SSSSSSSSTUFF)
Unless I get what I want for Christmas, I don't care about this nonsense. At all! And neither should any of you!

Private to Team Rocket )

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