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Aug. 29th, 2013 02:51 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (A REAL AMERICAN HERO)
[There's a face or lack thereof on the Gear today that hasn't been around in a while. Cobra Commander's making his first broadcast since June, and for that matter, seems to have missed the memo that it's currently August.]

Thisss month is almost over. And next month brings a very important day, one that any Americans here would be extremely familiar with: the Fourth of July! Independence Day!

[Yeah, he still hasn't checked the date on this thing.]

And even though Johto and Kanto don't celebrate thisss holiday, I sssee no reason to let thisss occasion pass without some sort of celebration! Therefore, to mark that day, I've decided to sssstage a fireworks demonstration! Yessss, a Cobra sponsored fireworks demonstration sssset in a major city! And there's nothing anyone can do to ssssstop it!

[And Cobra's broadcast concludes with some evil laughter before the screen goes black.]

{OOC: Had to take a hiatus for the past two months due to some family stuff, but I'm back now. Cobra's been glitched to explain where he was, which is why he thinks it's still late June.}

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Apr. 1st, 2011 05:50 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Your stupidity is hilarioussssss)
[The sound of rain can be heard, but the Commander had the sense to broadcast indoors. His tone indicated this is actually important and not a usual rant.]

People of the world, I demand your immediate attention! I have an extremely important announcement to make. Quite possibly the most important announcement in the history of Johto!

[There’s a snort from behind his mask, which is immediately followed by the feed being killed for a few moments. When it resumes, the Commander seems to have regained his composure.]

Effective immediately, Cobra is no more. I understand now that it is impossible to conquer this world and will stop trying. From this moment forward, please consider me an ordinary citizen, no more important or dangerous than the rest of you. That is all.

Oh wait, there is one more thing. April Fools, you morons! I’m not giving up anything! If anything I have even more reasons to take over Johto than I did before! And none of you can stop me!

[He proceeds to cackle hysterically, like this is the funniest thing in the world to him.]

{OOC: Canon update successful (One week, plus a few days), so Cobra Commander’s back to yell and scream and fail at everyone.}

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