cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (SHOULD BE BEHEADED FOR SSSSTUPIDITY)
[After an incredibly long absence, for Cobra anyway, Cobra Commander's made his return to the Pokegear. And he's in one of those weird nondescript rooms the Goldenrod Rocket base is apparently full of.

And there'd be some nostalgia over the fact that he hasn't broadcasted from here in quite some time, but he's too busy being mad.]


I sssspent months of planning, months of making sure everything was perfect! Only to fall victim to not just the handiwork of a couple of do-gooders, but of a ssssaboteur! But make no misstake, I am in no means deterred from continuing to do whatever I can to try and make thissss world mine! No prison, no act of ssssabotage, no ssself appointed heroes, nothing will ssstop me! Nothing!

[He's basically angrily shaking his fists at the camera. Wow.]

In fact, I will not ssstop until the world is mine, or the day I depart from thissss world! So if I were all of you, I would hope the latter happens sssssoon enough!

[And that's the end of his public tirade. Now if you're a Rocket, there'll be a message for you guys as well.]
Private Rocket Video )

95 | Video

Dec. 1st, 2014 02:21 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!)
No! No! No! No! No!

[...that sure is Cobra Commander throwing a fit in what appears to be Azalea Town. Apparently he's not happy everything's back to normal now.]

I don't care if thissss happens all the time, this is unacceptable! Completely unacceptable! I want my command center back and I want it back now! I dissstinctly remember having one!

[ He remembers a building and pushing buttons. Something may have been launched. That's about it. He doesn't even remember where it was, which leads to his next demand.]

And directions to where it is! Because it certainly wasn't in thissss miserable place!

[Yup, for the record, he still hates Azalea Town. In fact...]

If anything, ssssomeone should raze thisss stupid town to the ground and replace it with something useful!

[He's not going to do that today though. No, instead he's probably going to fly out of here right away and go somewhere that doesn't inspire him to cause new acts of stupidity.]

89 | Video

Jun. 27th, 2014 01:55 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!)
[Hey everybody, it's Cobra Commander on the feed again. Probably about to start rambling about that news broadcast again. Or not, since the subject of his broadcast today is something else entirely.]

I would just like to ssssay before I am falsely accused of anything else, that I have absolutely nothing to do with the bizarre weather today!

[Because seriously, why is there a snowstorm in June? What on earth is going on here?][Which should be pretty obvious to anyone who was around for the day Cobra Commander rampaged in Pallet Town with Pokemon using weather attacks...and got arrested for.]

Ssssso any attempts to pin thissss on me will be met with ssswift and effective retaliation! So don't even think about it!

[And with that done, he's going to go back to figuring out what to do about that news broadcast a few weeks ago.]

78 | Video

Nov. 20th, 2013 05:05 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (NOT MY FACE MY BEAUTIFUL FASSSE)
[Today's video seems to be accidental in nature. The Gear's not near Cobra Commander, but he's visible in the shot, and doesn't seem to have any idea it's on. He's clearly yelling at someone, but whoever it is can't be seen in the frame.]

What do you mean it's missssing? I demand you check again! And keep checking until you find it! Do you have any idea what they'll do to me if they find out it's missing? Or any idea what I'll do to you? Because I guarantee that whatever Team Rocket does to me, I'll pay back to you tenfold!

[Yes, he apparently just outed himself as a Rocket to everyone watching the video. As if it wasn't already painfully obvious.]

Now go! Get out of here! And don't come back until you find it!

[Done with that, he turns around, notices the Pokegear, and just...stops, staring at it. If his expression were visible, he'd be looking horrified right now.]

What? How did this get here? Wraith, were you playing with my things again?

[And after picking up the Gear.]

This was recording? Sssso everyone saw....no! This is a complete disaster!

{OOC: So yeah, Cobra sure did out himself as a Rocket. And as to what's missing...it's nothing. There'll be an OOC post and another post later this month/early next month explaining more of what's going on, but basically he's up to no good again and trying to be sneakier about it. Keyword here is trying. And this was approved by both Sunny and Alex!}
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Default)
[So instead of an audio tirade, there’s a short, simple text from Cobra Commander being sent out on the Rocket channel. After checking the PC this morning, he’s definitely not in the mood to talk to anyone right now.]

It seems that a number of Rockets are no longer with us. If any of you have recently received a Pokémon from one of them, please respond stating who it belonged to. I’m aware of at least four departures, and if there are more, it needs to be reported immediately.

[Now to try and not throw the PokéGear at something while he waits. Given that he’s already thrown an office chair, his helmet, and various papers around the room, there’s a good chance that the PokéGear’s next.]
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!)
[The following broadcast from the Commander is audio only, and he is definitely not in a good mood about things. Then again that’s what happens when he expects victory and instead gets defeat. Especially when said defeat was seen by an entire stadium’s worth of people.]

Allow me to make one thing perfectly clear: that idiot won out of luck, not sssskill!

[He is of course, referring to his tournament match against Crow Hogan. Which was won using a smart strategy, not luck!]

Luck! That’s all! There’s no way he could’ve have beaten me otherwise! No way! And not one of you had better say anything different! Or else! One thing’s for ssssure though, I’m going to enjoy watching his next opponent, whoever it may be, wipe the floor with him!

[The transmission ends there.]

51 | Video

Jun. 23rd, 2012 01:51 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THISSSSSSS)
[The feed displays one Cobra Commander. One Cobra Commander who apparently doesn’t care about hiding his location today. He’s in an office, and it’s the same one the Rockets have seen on his last video, but it may be a somewhat hard to figure out since the camera’s shaking back and forth. Also, he’s yelling. Really loudly. If this office wasn’t part of Team Rocket, there’d probably be an officer en route to issue citations for disturbing the peace.]

Look at thissss! Look at it!

[The camera swings around to show an open crate. It’s rather large, but doesn’t seem to have much in it. There are some scraps of colored paper on the bottom of it, and that’s about it.]

Thisss crate was carrying very important cargo and one of you had the audacity to sssteal it! And not just ssteal it, but leave me thisss…this garbage in its place!

[Yet another camera turn to a desk, clearly Cobra Commander does not care if anyone gets motion sickness from his rage fueled camerawork. On top of the desk are several items, and he takes the time to focus on each one of them. The first is an overturned sack and an assortment of play money, some of it shredded into confetti. The second is a plastic disc, similar to HM02. The third is an obviously fake deed for Cianwood City. Now that everyone’s gotten a good look at this stuff, the Commander finally turns the camera to his face, and he's definitely not done yelling yet.]

One of you decided to steal my property and replace it with thisss junk! And I have a very good idea of who it was sssince they were stupid enough to leave a note! And you will pay! You will pay dearly! I will recover my property and make sure you ssssuffer for your little joke! On earth I’ve held the world hostage and brought nations to their knees! I’ve committed numerous criminal acts here in Johto, and all of that will pale in comparison to what I’m going to do when I find you! All of them! I’ll use every connection I have in Johto and Kanto to have you found and destroyed! And if anyone tries to help you or get in my way, then they’ll suffer the sssame fate! Or worse!

And to that brat who thought he could assault me and get away with it, I haven’t forgotten about that! I’ll get you too! Remember that! No one attacks Cobra Commander and gets away with it! Especially not you!

[He could go on and on, but he'll cut the feed there. Being attacked and robbed in the same week has done wonders for his temper.]

36 | Video

Feb. 21st, 2012 02:04 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (SSSSURROUNDED BY INCOMPETENCE)
[Much like his last video, Cobra’s camera is focused on the mysterious egg he got for Valentine’s Day. The egg seems to be close to hatching since several cracks are visible in the shell and the sounds of something moving inside can be heard.]

Are you all watching thisssss? Pay attention! I want everyone ssssee what comes out of this! That way everyone can get a good long look at the newest member of Cobra!

[After some more cracking, the egg hatches and reveals…



After staring at it for a few moments, Cobra Commander decides that this thing isn't a Pokemon at all. No, it's clearly a busted trash bag someone drew eyes on and shoved inside a Pokemon egg. What other conclusion could there be?]

What is thissss? Is thisss some sort of joke? Who puts garbage in an egg? What idiot is responsible for this? Ugh, it ssssmells horrible! Horrible! When I find out who did this I'm going to..I'm going to...they'll regret doing thissss that's for sure!

[Following his rant, the Commander ends the broadcast.]

24 | Video

May. 2nd, 2011 12:44 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Sssssssssssstupid Pokemon)
[Once the video starts, the entire screen is filled with Dunsparce's face.



It’s hard to tell how the Dunsparce feels about having a camera shoved in its face so soon after hatching since it has the same expression most Dunsparce have. Apparently deciding Johto has seen enough of his new Pokémon, the confused Commander turns the camera away from Dunsparce so that he can be seen. ]

Thissss…this thing hatched from the egg I was given. The Pokedex states that it is a Land Snake Pokémon. But it has wings! And looks like a bug! Sssso what is it? Snakes don’t look like thissssss! Tell me what you know about this Pokémon! Now!

[He grumbles shifting the view back to Dunsparce, which is trying to dig into the ground.]

It also states that it tends to flee when spotted. It ssssounds useless! Why was I given such a useless creature?

20 | Video

Feb. 7th, 2011 03:04 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Ssso help me I'll turn this thing around)
[As usual the video opens from one of the many nondescript rooms Cobra Commander uses for temporary bases.]

Citizens of Johto, some time ago I offered you a simple proposition: accept me as ruler of the world or face the consequences. Unfortunately, most of you did not accept my rule. Unfortunately for you, that is! I said there would be consequences, and consequences there will be! I’ve already dealt with two of you, and in due time, all of you who mocked me, who derided me, who chose to question my authority, will suffer a similar fate in due time! Unless I am paid 1 million dollars by the end of the week, I will continue to exact my revenge on any who has ever disrespected me!

Private to Members of Team Rocket )

10 | Video

Aug. 9th, 2010 02:52 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Telling you about my ridiculous scheme)
[The video feed displays a nondescript room inside Rocket HQ. The camera is shaking around and occasionally drops higher or lower as Cobra Commander stands in front of it wearing his regular “definitely not a Rocket Grunt uniform” outfit.]

Attention citizens of Johto! I am Cobra Commander! This broadcast is to publicly thank those of you who so graciously provided me with information on Pokémon evolution. Soon my Ekans will evolve into Arbok and there’s nothing any of you can do about it! Nothing!

[This prompts some maniacal laughter from the masked man and seems to startle the person filming. The camera shakes around a bit taking the focus away from Cobra Commander, which of course angers him.]

Give me that back you idiot! This broadcast is over! Give it back you stupid Pokémon!

[There's a flash of purple before the feed goes black as the camera is yanked away from Ekans.]

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