cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (SSSSEATBELTS ARE FOR LOSERS)
[Well, here's Cobra Commander again, looking to be in a slightly better mood than he was when he accidentally outed himself as a Rocket. He's really not happy at all since somehow his faceplate disappeared over that weird missing stretch of time, and there was that weird tornado...

Oh well, he'll make due with his hood for now, and be thankful the tornado didn't wreck his plans.]


No doubt by now news of my...blown cover has become widespread. As well as a missing shipment of...ssssomething. For those of you who may have missed it, I'll explain. I was conveniently videotaped discussing a number of important things relating to a missing shipment of something belonging to Team Rocket. Which of course connects mysssself to that group, a connection I've tried my hardest to deny.

But it's one I sssee absolutely no reason to deny any longer. Yessss, I am, or was, a member of Team Rocket, and yesss, a shipment I was in charge of disappeared. It has ssssince been recovered.

[The feed goes black there, but it hasn't ended, Cobra's just turning off the camera for a moment. The audio's not much of note. Just the sound of footsteps and a door opening. When the feed turns back on, it's Cobra. In a basement. Still not much worth seeing.]

Recovered by me. And I won't be returning it. In fact, it was never lost at all! The entire thing, including the video was sssset up by me! Why you ask? Because quite honestly I am tired of serving in an organization that doesn't value my contributions and decided I would be better off going into business for myself on a more permanent basis. And to protect myself from any future reprisals, I took that shipment as an insurance package!

[And now he'll turn the camera to reveal um...well. It appears to be an open crate with several white missiles inside it. All of which are painted with a red R. Yeah. It took a while to get Ditto and Zorua to get them to look just right, but they really do look just like the real thing!]

I won't go into sssspecifics such as payload or guidance systems since I doubt any of that means much to most of you, but I will say that those are exactly what they look like. Prototype rockets for Team Rocket! That belong to me now!

[And he'll just end the feed there. Okay, there might actually be a few minutes of villainous laughter before it actually ends.]

{OOC: Explanation is here!

78 | Video

Nov. 20th, 2013 05:05 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (NOT MY FACE MY BEAUTIFUL FASSSE)
[Today's video seems to be accidental in nature. The Gear's not near Cobra Commander, but he's visible in the shot, and doesn't seem to have any idea it's on. He's clearly yelling at someone, but whoever it is can't be seen in the frame.]

What do you mean it's missssing? I demand you check again! And keep checking until you find it! Do you have any idea what they'll do to me if they find out it's missing? Or any idea what I'll do to you? Because I guarantee that whatever Team Rocket does to me, I'll pay back to you tenfold!

[Yes, he apparently just outed himself as a Rocket to everyone watching the video. As if it wasn't already painfully obvious.]

Now go! Get out of here! And don't come back until you find it!

[Done with that, he turns around, notices the Pokegear, and just...stops, staring at it. If his expression were visible, he'd be looking horrified right now.]

What? How did this get here? Wraith, were you playing with my things again?

[And after picking up the Gear.]

This was recording? Sssso everyone saw....no! This is a complete disaster!

{OOC: So yeah, Cobra sure did out himself as a Rocket. And as to what's missing...it's nothing. There'll be an OOC post and another post later this month/early next month explaining more of what's going on, but basically he's up to no good again and trying to be sneakier about it. Keyword here is trying. And this was approved by both Sunny and Alex!}

70 | Video

May. 1st, 2013 06:44 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (I BELIEVE THISSS CALLS FOR A SSSSPEECH)
Greetings, people of the world.

[Behind Cobra Commander, there appears to be some sort of tarp covered object. There’s no real uniform shape to it, and the tarp does a wonderful job concealing the fact that it’s just a bunch of boxes and assorted junk he’s cobbled together to create the impression that there’s something else under there.]

I assume that many of you are wondering what thisss object behind me is? Well, wonder no longer! Thisss is what will not only assure my victory over the world, but also will be the final argument to convince ssssome of you that I, Cobra Commander, am indeed someone you should all fear!

You see, thanks to ssssome of the greatest minds to ever inhabit this place, I finally have a device capable of harnessing the forces of nature themselves! Think about that means! The weather itself is mine to command! And mine to use against my enemies!

[And it’s the same for anyone else with access to certain Pokémon attacks, but Cobra’s hoping the tarp will distract people from thinking about that.]

But I have no interest in ruling over a frozen or flooded planet. Therefore, I’ll give you all one chance to sssspare yourselves such a fate. Simply turn over one-third of all the eggs in both Johto and Kanto to me and you won’t have to experience the full power of thisss weapon! Refuse and suffer the consequences!

I will give you one week to decide! One week!

{OOC: There’s more information about this here!}

65 | Video

Dec. 14th, 2012 07:54 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (WHO LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AGAIN?)
Can you believe thissss nonsense?

[From the video, it looks like Cobra Commander’s wandered outside today to show everyone a box. Some people may have already seen them by now.]

Charity? Charity? I don’t know whose sssstupid idea this was, but I hope it fails! Collecting things for a good cause! Things like thissss sicken me! Who would be ssstupid enough to donate to charity?

[That should probably be enough to convince anyone that Cobra Commander is the last person who would be behind such a thing, but since when does Cobra have the sense to refrain from overdoing something?]

And if it wasn’t bad enough already, it’s Christmas charity! That’s even worse! Well, they’re not getting ssssso much as a cent from me! Ever! And I pity anyone ssstupid enough to give them anything!

[There. That should be enough, so he’ll end the feed there.]

{OOC: Post to go with this. Figured Cobra throwing a public fit about it would work better to distance himself from it.}
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!)
[The following broadcast from the Commander is audio only, and he is definitely not in a good mood about things. Then again that’s what happens when he expects victory and instead gets defeat. Especially when said defeat was seen by an entire stadium’s worth of people.]

Allow me to make one thing perfectly clear: that idiot won out of luck, not sssskill!

[He is of course, referring to his tournament match against Crow Hogan. Which was won using a smart strategy, not luck!]

Luck! That’s all! There’s no way he could’ve have beaten me otherwise! No way! And not one of you had better say anything different! Or else! One thing’s for ssssure though, I’m going to enjoy watching his next opponent, whoever it may be, wipe the floor with him!

[The transmission ends there.]
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET NEXT TIME)
[The only background noise is the music in Diglett’s Cave. Cobra Commander’s missing out on all the fun looting and pillaging, so at the very least, he feels that it’s his duty to continue antagonizing the good people of Johto.]

Despite your constant refusals, I have finally received the HM for Fly. I know by now you’re all busy with the recent monster attack, but just keep thisss in mind: I can now be anywhere in Johto at any time! Meaning nowhere is safe from attack! Nowhere!

[Those expecting cackling may be disappointed since the feed cuts out right there. It resumes a little while later, but on the Rocket frequency.]

[Private Video for Rockets]
[There isn’t much to see on the video. The signal scrambler’s in the background, so is Trubbish, who much to the Commander’s dismay is goofing off with some Digletts. That’s really about it.]

As you can see, the device is working perfectly on thissss end. No problems yet.

[He’s still grumbling though. The location could be better. Somewhere that didn’t remind him of his first few months as a Grunt would be nice.]

And Gorthan, I really must congratulate you. Bringing the trash to life and having it menace the towns is most impressssive! Though I am curious, I saw sssome Trubbish through the Gear, and they’re coloring is different. Do you know why?

[Yes, he knows the Rockets are busy, but he doesn’t really care.]

Also, Archer, the creatures hatched. I definitely ssssee several uses for them in the future!

And lastly, as I said I received Fly, but apparently another Badge is required to actually use it. Do any of you know which one? I’d ask everyone, but we all know they’d probably lie, and I do not tolerate being lied to!

{OOC: Fly obtained via Saffron Gym. Badge is mod approved.}

29 | Audio

Oct. 10th, 2011 12:32 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Addresssssssing the minionsssssssss)
[Despite everything he’s told people, someone’s still a little paranoid about being tracked and captured, so there’s no video and the only noise in the background is the music for Route 36.]

How many of you have visited the Ssssprout Tower in Violet City? If you haven’t, maybe you should. Visit while you still can!

[Following the threat, there’s about a minute’s worth of maniacal cackling before the Commander settles down. But since he still has one more message for all of Johto, the quiet doesn’t last long.]

Oh right. I have one last thing I’d like to addressssss. If anyone is trying to capture me, don’t bother! You’ll never find me! Never!

12 | Audio

Nov. 16th, 2010 03:14 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Telling you about my ridiculous scheme)
I would like to offer my sincerest apologies for my outburst the other day. Attempts to contact several of my...comrades have failed, so I've concluded that something else must have happened. Therefore, I would like to request that you provide any and all information about any other similar disappearances and reappearances. For research purposes, of course. Or else!

Furthermore, this setback has not deterred me from training my Ekans. I will have my cobra! And in case any of you have forgotten, nothing will stop me from getting it! So don't even try!

[There is a brief burst of his laughter at the end of the transmission.]

11 | Audio

Nov. 4th, 2010 07:18 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Fist sssshake)
What is this? Someone explain this right now!

[There is some feedback noise since Cobra Commander is screaming at the Pokegear from extremely close range.]

I was...training my Pokemon, yes that's it, and then I awoke here! In the Pokemon Center! And no I didn't lose! So someone explain what's going on!

And how do I fix this stupid machine? The clock is wrong! Tell me now!

07 | Audio

Jun. 24th, 2010 03:59 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Ssssssssshifty eyes)
[The Ruins of Alph music can be heard (which is coincidentally the same music from Union Cave). Along with that, there's a very tired, very annoyed Cobra Commander on the other end]

To anyone brave enough to challenge Route 32, I wish you luck. You'll need it. And stay out of the Ruins of Alph! In addition to the sandstorm, they're under construction, yes, that's it, under construction. So stay out if you know what's good for you!

Private to Rockets )

{OOC: If you're actually in the Ruins, action tags are fine, just let me know you're doing that.}
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (Ssssssssshifty eyes)
[This music can be heard for a few seconds before the audio function is turned off and the text function is turned on.]

Have any of you reached the Ruins of Alph? Is there anything I should be aware of? I haven't had the chance to do much exploring yet.

Private to Rockets - Text )

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