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[After spending the past week, slumped over in his room unconscious, there were a few things that Cobra Commander should probably be concerned about. But those can wait, because he’d rather turn on his gear and cackle like a madman for the next few minutes over the network.]

Oh, thisss is truly the perfect thing to wake up to. Unlike before, when I was so rudely ripped away from taking back what was rightfully mine; thisss time there wasn’t anything like that! Meaning conquering Johto and making all of you miserable is now my number one priority! This place now has my complete and undivided attention! And that means-

[He stops there, not really feeling up to continuing his tirade at the moment. Spending a week without any sort of food, or any sort of water beyond what his Pokemon could get probably had something to do with that.]

Just think about what that means!

[The feed ends there, and about an hour later, another one starts on the Rocket channel. It’s short and straight to the point.]

[Private Audio for Rockets]
I need to know if anything important happened during the past week. If it did, let me know! Immediately!

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No, that's ssstill not right! Try terrible! Awful! Horrific! Those are closer to what it will be!

How about "terribly bothersome"?

Not good enough!

"Terribly, awfully, horrifically bothersome"?

That is acceptable. Acceptable for now!

...haaaa, "acceptable" coming from you feels like an insult.

Does it? Good! Because it should!

[Snickering.]

So, I think I'll just stick with "bothersome" and leave it at that.

No! That's wrong! You can't do that!

Ah, well, I'm doing it anyway.

You'll pay for thisssss!

Oh, believe me. I already am, just talking to you.

Good!

Wait, was that an insult? You dare mock me?

Why would I mock you?

Because you're you!

Haa, well, mocking is also a pain, you know? You have to come up with ways to do it, and stuff.

So? I still wouldn't put it past you to mock me!

Honestly. What would I gain from using what energy I have on something like that?

How am I supposed to know? I don't know how your mind works!

It's not that hard. I'm really lazy. That's all a bothersome guy like you needs to get.

I know that, you idiot! But I also know that you threatened to become less lazy a while back! Sssso maybe you decided to put some effort into mocking me!

And I told you that would only happen if you hurt my friends. You're bothersome and annoying, but you haven't done that much yet.

I don't even know who your friends are!

And that's as good a reason as any not to try anything, right?

No! Of course I'm going to try things, and if your friends, whoever they may be, happen to find themselves in the middle of it, then sssso be it!

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