Feb. 14th, 2013

cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: (DESTRO PICK UP THE PHONE RIGHT NOW)
[It’s time for the voluntary blackout, but judging from Cobra’s video, he doesn’t seem to be participating. And it’s not that he didn’t hear about it, it’s just that he doesn’t care. But since Cobra’s sick of hearing about it, he’s going to tell everyone how much he doesn’t care.]

Good evening, I have no doubt that by now many of you are busy participating in thisss ridiculous blackout. As you can probably ssssee, I am not. Why? Sssimply because I don’t feel like it! This is complete and utter nonsense! I would ask who cares about the mating habits of sssome bugs, but clearly many of you misguidedly do.

And contrary to what you may think, I’m not making this broadcast to tell you what a sssstupid idea it is, or that you’re all idiots, despite the fact that very many of you are and it is incredibly ssstupid. No, I would merely like to tell you to enjoy being able to voluntarily shut off the lights while you ssstill can. Because you never know when someone might put them out permanently!

[And now that he’s delivered yet another vague threat with no real intention of following up on it, he’ll cackle and cut the feed.]

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