[Dude, you sound as fucking crazy as Eridan and his shitty doomsday devices. Laughing at you tbh.]

Do you have your thinkpan on wrong? If you don't want to rule over a ruined planet, than you probably shouldn't threaten to ruin it in the first place! Do you really think people are going to give you eggs because you're flapping your cavity like that?

I bet it works just as well as your terrible way of speaking!