[HOLD THE PRESS they actually agree on something-- well, half of it, and even then it's a fact that cannot be argued, but... wow. It's still not an everyday occurrence.]

'Kay, since logic doesn't seem to be getting through your thick skull, lemme put this in simple words: you're not getting a single egg from anyone. Not now, not ever.

And how 'bout you give up that shitty plan before you make an idiot out of yourself? ... More than you already do, that is.