[Of course there is. Everyone knows duct tape is man's greatest creation.]

Wow, way to get a girl's hopes up only to dash them in pieces.

[Because she clearly sounds so bothered by this.]

Anyway, I still don't believe you, but I've gotta admit that this post amused me. So I'll tell you what; you keep making these bullshit posts about world domination and keep making them hysterical, and I'll buy you any egg you want in exchange. Sound fair?

[Totally Not A Lie. Maybe.]