93 | Video | After today's earthquake

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Remember last time when Cobra was too busy to rant about the earthquakes? Well, things have changed now.]

Enough! Enough with these sssstupid earthquakes already! Thissss is what? The fifth one? How is anyone supposed to get anything important done with thissss nonsense constantly going on?

[He's exaggerating, but hey, some people were in the middle of sketching blueprints for future plans when the constant shaking messed that whole thing up. Now he's got some torn paper, and lines gouged into his desk. It's a minor problem, but this is not something that should happen to the future ruler of the world, okay?]

Is thisss entire world on a fault line?

[Admittedly, that doesn't make any sense, but does anything here ever make sense?.]

Even when I managed to weaponize earthquakes in my world, they were hardly the nuisssance this is! Thisss is completely insufferable! Inssssssufferable!

[And that concludes today's tantrum.]

Comments

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Yes. One would think so, and yes, it is incredibly frustrating.

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[ossifragant]

Whatever it is, hopefully it stops soon. It's hard to get anything done around here with the ground shaking every few days.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Exactly. This is the third time these things have interfered with my work, and I will not tolerate a fourth.

[Not that he can actually do anything about it other than complain.]

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[ossifragant]

At least none of the quakes have been terrible. That's always a possibility.

Better them be annoying than deadly.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I don't care if they're terrible or not so long as they stop bothering me.

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[ossifragant]

What I meant was more the next time it happens the roof might collapse on your head or something.

You never know.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That would be less of a nuisance than this.

[Yes, this statement makes sense to him. No, it probably doesn't make sense to anyone else.]

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[ossifragant]

[Wh...]

Honestly I think you're looking at this all wrong.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Honestly, I didn't ask what you think.

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[ossifragant]

Try not to get a concussion if this happens again.

[Or get one. What does he care.]

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

The odds of that happening are almost impossible.

[Because he almost always is wearing a helmet.]

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[ossifragant]

[You know, helmets might not protect everything, but who is he to argue!]

I'm sure.

Here's to hoping this shit is over with.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Here's hoping, indeed.