11 | Audio

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

What is this? Someone explain this right now!

[There is some feedback noise since Cobra Commander is screaming at the Pokegear from extremely close range.]

I was...training my Pokemon, yes that's it, and then I awoke here! In the Pokemon Center! And no I didn't lose! So someone explain what's going on!

And how do I fix this stupid machine? The clock is wrong! Tell me now!

Comments

[audio]

[shenanigaans.livejournal.com]

J-jeez dude, you don't need to yell so loud!

The clock shouldn't be wrong, but I guess you could take it to a Center and get it fixed.

[audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Don't you tell me what to do!

And I'm in a Center! Now tell me who fixes these things!

[audio]

[shenanigaans.livejournal.com]

Hey I'm not telling you what to do except not yell into the Gear like that, it's annoying!

I don't know, try the nurses.

[audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I'll yell into whatever I please!

[The audio cuts off for a few minutes while the Gear is checked.]

Obviously this woman is completely incompetent. She says it's working fine. What a waste of time.

[audio]

[shenanigaans.livejournal.com]

[Ugh, why is he helping this jerkwad 8||||||||]

What was supposedly wrong with it anyway? Other than the time.

[audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

The time is what's wrong with it! There's no way this is right!

[Video] because obviously that's the first face you want to see.

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

BOSS!?

You're back?!

[audio] Totally is

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Back? What are you babbling about? I never left!

[video]

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

What? You were gone! You were all disappeared and it was weird and like my friend and we thought you went home!

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

What on earth are you talking about? When was this? I demand an answer!

[Audio]

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

Um... for like a month or more? Until just now??? Do you remember the thing with the creepy blocks and the message that we should all get out and leave?

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

...No. Perhaps you should explain this creepy block thing to me and see if it refreshes my memory.

[Audio]

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

It was REALLY CREEPY! And block-like! Everything was boxy! And there were these extra creepy BLOCK MONSTERS! And the music was all like Weee-ooooohhhh, weeeeeee-oooooh. AND IT WAS REALLY SCARY! And the pokemon didn't want to come out of their balls and Billie Jean wouldn't even dance with me and it was bad and then there was this message from beyond the grave that we should all get out.

[ooc: I... actually pity Cobra Commander for this.]

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

You expect me to believe that a bunch of blocks and a random message terrified you?

Sadly, this does not surprise me.

And no, I don't remember any of that!

[Audio]

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

SEE? That's because you disappeared.

And they terrified everyone man. All the people who live here turned into robot recordings. It was spooky.

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Or it's because you imagined the whole thing.

[Audio]

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

I didn't!

At least... I don't think I did. Ask anyone else man! They'll confirm it!

[Audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Enough about this nonsense!

If I find out you've made this up, there will be consequences.

[Audio]

[1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com]

EEEEEP!

I WOULDN'T LIE TO YOU BOSS! HONEST!!!

[dementeddream.livejournal.com]

Oh, I didn't realize you were still here~ I had though you had disappeared.

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm still here!

[dementeddream.livejournal.com]

Well, you were gone a long time. I had thought you had return home.

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I was not! And why would I return home? I still have so much to do here!

[audio]

[redcinematics.livejournal.com]

[That voice.

That insufferable screaming.

Grell sighs. Why life. His response is very reluctant.]

Oh. You're still here.

... And the clock is perfectly fine, just so you know.

[audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone keep saying that?

And no it isn't fine! It's broken!

[audio]

[redcinematics.livejournal.com]

Well you did disappear for a few months...

What does it read?

[audio/video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

It reads wrong! Look!

[The video function is turned on giving several disjointed views of the Pokemon Center. It is turned off again once he realizes that he cannot film the Pokegear using the Pokegear.]

Nevermind! Why am I wasting my time with this? You obviously can't fix it.

And I did not disappear!

[audio]

[redcinematics.livejournal.com]

[Did he just...

Wow.

Grell is trying really hard not to laugh.]

My dear Commander, why can't you just tell me what it says? I wouldn't want you to strain yourself too much.

And yes, you did. I have not seen you since after the fiasco in the Ruins.

[audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Don't you tell me what to do! In fact, you tell me what the correct settings are, so I can see how wrong this is!

[audio]

[redcinematics.livejournal.com]

[He's totally going 8| right now.

So Grell tells him the correct date and time.]

[audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

WHAT?

Yours must be broken too!

[audio]

[redcinematics.livejournal.com]

Mine is perfectly fine.

You must have fallen into a coma until now. That's...really the only explanation I can produce. You must've taken a nasty spill that you aren't willing to admit to~

[audio]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I did not fall into a coma! There must be some other explanation!