24 | Video

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Once the video starts, the entire screen is filled with Dunsparce's face.



It’s hard to tell how the Dunsparce feels about having a camera shoved in its face so soon after hatching since it has the same expression most Dunsparce have. Apparently deciding Johto has seen enough of his new Pokémon, the confused Commander turns the camera away from Dunsparce so that he can be seen. ]

Thissss…this thing hatched from the egg I was given. The Pokedex states that it is a Land Snake Pokémon. But it has wings! And looks like a bug! Sssso what is it? Snakes don’t look like thissssss! Tell me what you know about this Pokémon! Now!

[He grumbles shifting the view back to Dunsparce, which is trying to dig into the ground.]

It also states that it tends to flee when spotted. It ssssounds useless! Why was I given such a useless creature?

Comments

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

You really have no idea what you're going to do, aren't you?


If you really had an idea, you'd probably be too vain to let everyone else know and then add that there's nothing you can do of it!!!!

[ enjoy her mock maniacal laughter here ]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

[He sounds extremely annoyed. Especially because all of that was 100% correct.]

My ideas are none of your business! The people who need to know my plans know them, and you and most of Johto don't need to know!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

And who have you told your plans? Let me know so I can avoid your evil legion of doom. They sound terrifying

[ Okay, so she's having fun trolling an annoying man.

Her dreams are coming true :'D ]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

That's also none of your business! And it's the legion of doom! It's the forces of Cobra! Cobra! COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Get it right!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

I'll just look for someone evil, stupid and insecure enough to join forces with an egotistical man named Cobra.

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I hope you enjoy wasting your time then! All of my loyal Cobra minions are quite different! And they won't reveal themselves to the likes of you!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

I wonder if any of them are plotting against you. It's what many people I know would do..

[ sewing the seeds of doubt ... ]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Of course not! I've already made the penalty for treason quite clear to them!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

And they actually take that seriously?

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

They will if they want to continue breathing!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

You can't die here, actually! I should know! I'm part of the deceased at home. I sense no dead people either, which is one of my abilities.

[ She seems sort of happy she's actively trolling a bad guy ]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're a ghost?

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Kind of! I'm a Shinigami. Basically, I cross dead souls over to the afterlife, and kill corrupted souls that feed on the pure living and the dead ones.

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

A what that does what? You're making this up!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

I basically cross you over into the afterlife or kill things that want to eat you.

I'm not lying though! [ ZOOMS OUT, SHE'S DECKED IN BLACK ]

This is my uniform!

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Is that all? You could have easily purchased that outfit in Johto!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

You can't buy this outfit in Johto. 5 others can wear it, but they're Shinigami too. Ask them!

[ Any other of the Shinigami would be horribly pissed. Rangiku doesn't even take her job seriously so no irritability here! ]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Ask who? Give me their names!

[superboobies.livejournal.com]

Nanao Ise, Renji Abarai, Ikkaku Madarame, Yachiru Kusajishi, and Yumichika Agaswagger.

[ nope she doesn't know his last name still hah. ]