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cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-11-23 11:35 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-11-23 11:35 pm
63 | Video/Action | Fourth Wall
[When the feed clicks on, there’s uh, this thing. Don’t worry though, Johto hasn’t been invaded by aliens from the planet where color coordination and fashion go to die, it’s just Cobra Commander. Which should be clear once he starts talking.]
People of Johto, today is a truly momentous occasion. Today, I ssset my sights much higher than I have in the past, and what I accomplish today will never be forgotten! Ever! Behold!
[And he’ll turn the camera now to show off his Skarmory, which everyone has probably seen before. But today, it’s a little different. There’s a few oddly dressed pilots hanging around it, rigging some sort of harness to it. The crazy man in the spacesuit might not be their Commander, but this is hardly the first time that they’ve seen a new Cobra Commander. Attached to the harness seem to be a number of Pokeballs which were drafted into Cobra’s service instead of being kept by the Star-Vipers, each one containing another flying Pokemon.
But enough about that, he’s spent too much time filming things that aren’t him, so he’ll turn the camera back to his helmet now.]
I suggest you all keep an eye on the sssky, because I plan to leave quite the impression on it! One that will last forever!
[And what would a Cobra Commander broadcast be without the customary cackling to close out the video?]
{OOC: SO
Cobra’s plan is to do this. OBVIOUSLY, THIS WILL NOT GO AS PLANNED. Feel free to jump in whenever whether it be during the prep, after takeoff, or in between failed attempts. He’ll be responding to the Gear during flights too. Just let me know when!
Oh, and he is armed, but uh, his lasers will hilariously miss anything that isn't a vehicle.}
People of Johto, today is a truly momentous occasion. Today, I ssset my sights much higher than I have in the past, and what I accomplish today will never be forgotten! Ever! Behold!
[And he’ll turn the camera now to show off his Skarmory, which everyone has probably seen before. But today, it’s a little different. There’s a few oddly dressed pilots hanging around it, rigging some sort of harness to it. The crazy man in the spacesuit might not be their Commander, but this is hardly the first time that they’ve seen a new Cobra Commander. Attached to the harness seem to be a number of Pokeballs which were drafted into Cobra’s service instead of being kept by the Star-Vipers, each one containing another flying Pokemon.
But enough about that, he’s spent too much time filming things that aren’t him, so he’ll turn the camera back to his helmet now.]
I suggest you all keep an eye on the sssky, because I plan to leave quite the impression on it! One that will last forever!
[And what would a Cobra Commander broadcast be without the customary cackling to close out the video?]
{OOC: SO
Cobra’s plan is to do this. OBVIOUSLY, THIS WILL NOT GO AS PLANNED. Feel free to jump in whenever whether it be during the prep, after takeoff, or in between failed attempts. He’ll be responding to the Gear during flights too. Just let me know when!
Oh, and he is armed, but uh, his lasers will hilariously miss anything that isn't a vehicle.}
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It's the moon. Why should we care.
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But it doesn't matter because ssssoon enough, it's not going to be a man or a rabbit! It's going to be known everywhere as the Cobra Commander in the moon!
[And he's just going to laugh now at the brilliance of his own plan.]
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Why not?
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[And vain, but that goes unsaid.]
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[Cackling again.]
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It is not a waste of money, and blowing up the moon would be a disaster!
[Not because of the tides or anything, but because then where will he put his moon base?]
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So you want to carve your face into the moon and not cause a disaster to remind people that no one is safe from you.
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[Normally he considers them to be the same thing, but there's a clear difference between a Pokemon and the neon yellow gun in Cobra's hand.]
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[Clearly Sasuke doesn't get the artistic merits of villainy.]
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