cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 69 | Private Text For Rockets

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69 | Private Text For Rockets

[So instead of an audio tirade, there’s a short, simple text from Cobra Commander being sent out on the Rocket channel. After checking the PC this morning, he’s definitely not in the mood to talk to anyone right now.]

It seems that a number of Rockets are no longer with us. If any of you have recently received a Pokémon from one of them, please respond stating who it belonged to. I’m aware of at least four departures, and if there are more, it needs to be reported immediately.

[Now to try and not throw the PokéGear at something while he waits. Given that he’s already thrown an office chair, his helmet, and various papers around the room, there’s a good chance that the PokéGear’s next.]

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And you are~

[Ugh, he will never understand why people insist on typing in various colors.]

Cobra Commander.

[It's cute! Not like your ugly texts. :x]

Oh, so you're the one who blew up the gyms. <3~

So, when people leave, their Pokémon is received by someone? Is that how it works?

[At least his texts can't be considered an assault on people's eyes.]

That's right I was. And that's how it works at times. At other times people receive nothing. I've never looked into how or why it happens that way.

[You have no eyes.]

Why not? We could get more Pokémon that way.

[Excuse you. He has eyes. In fact, at one point in his life he had more eyes than he knew what to do with.]

Why? Because barring incidents like the current one, there's usually no rhyme or reason to who disappears or when. It's not a dependable source of obtaining Pokemon by any means.

[If he had many eyes, that probably be more cute.]

Perhaps you weren't looking hard enough. Honestly, is this the best you people can come up with?

[In her theory, if the Grand Line can be explained, so should this! Or... she's just trolling him.]