cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 02

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[As the recording begins, the sounds of a Pokemon battle can be heard.]

Yes, no, dodge that! Don't let him suck the life out of you! Attack him! There!

[The sound of a successful capture can be heard.]

Yes! Zubat is mine!

[Private to Members of Team Rocket]:
I assume the other creatures within the well are fair game.

Removal is proceeding as planned but is tedious work.

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Yes! Although I am far superior to any Saturday morning cartoon villain!

So that means... you have giant robots and tanks and henchmen and a secret volcano base!?

Of course! What else would I have?

Uuuuu... there aren't any good guy teams anywhere! You're going to take over the world, ban all special bargain sales in every grocery store, and raise prices everywhere so that I won't be able to buy lunch at school anymore...

This isn't good! What are we going to do!?

You'll do nothing and like it!

[He's cackling again.]

That's so mean! I'll... I'll never forgive you!!

For the sake of our weekly buy-one-get-one-free sales!!

I'll make sure to remove your precious sales once I take over. You can be sure of that.

[THE FIEND!]

I won't let you have your way! Even if I haven't really done a lot of fighting yet, I'll definitely stop you!

... um... somehow!!

You don't even know who or where I am! There's no way you can stop me!

... but you just gave me a lot of really useful information! All I have to do is look for a volcano, a bunch of giant robots, and a lot of Zubats!

I didn't...

[The device goes silent for a moment.]

Yes, you're right. Whatever shall I do when you invade my volcano base?

Yay! I knew it would all work out somehow!!

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