Really? I don't know about you, but if there's anything I know about media literacy is that everything's over-sensationalized but politically correct! So not only is your story too boring to add much spice to as-is, they're just being nice and not calling it the 'failure' it really seems to be!

[Ohhhhh welp.] The other attacks look like they went soooo much better! What are you, some rookie claiming involvement for Team Rocket's actions or something? Probably saw what was happening and jumped into the fray like an excited kid in an action movie! Lame!