93 | Video | After today's earthquake

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Remember last time when Cobra was too busy to rant about the earthquakes? Well, things have changed now.]

Enough! Enough with these sssstupid earthquakes already! Thissss is what? The fifth one? How is anyone supposed to get anything important done with thissss nonsense constantly going on?

[He's exaggerating, but hey, some people were in the middle of sketching blueprints for future plans when the constant shaking messed that whole thing up. Now he's got some torn paper, and lines gouged into his desk. It's a minor problem, but this is not something that should happen to the future ruler of the world, okay?]

Is thisss entire world on a fault line?

[Admittedly, that doesn't make any sense, but does anything here ever make sense?.]

Even when I managed to weaponize earthquakes in my world, they were hardly the nuisssance this is! Thisss is completely insufferable! Inssssssufferable!

[And that concludes today's tantrum.]

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[Video]

[tearsofademon]

How do you know?

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[He'd go do it himself, but even Cobra knows it'd end in disaster. Go figure that one of the few things he's ever learned from his failures back home is to never mess with psychics unless he has a ton of countermeasures on hand.]

If you do and discover anything, let me know. In the meantime, I'll look into alternative methods of dealing with this problem.

[Meaning he's going to draw up some sort of antiearthquake laser and then throw a fit when he can't build it or use Pokemon as an equivalent.]

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Because I just do!

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[aufsassig]

Haha, understood. Anything else you want me to check into in the meantime? That fortune-teller guy hasn't been giving you any more trouble, has he?

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Certainly not. In fact, he received a recent reminder of what would happen if he should interfere in my business again.

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[aufsassig]

...The hell did you do, send him a bomb?

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[nasa_dreams]

Tough luck, bro. Guess it's back to foiling your grand plans for Johto domination, huh?

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[hardknoxlife]

Fair enough... but could be all a ruse for all we know, eh? Pretend to be as fagged about it as the rest of us just to throw us all off the scent about it being your doing?

[ But he's just teasing. ]

Bit of a candleman to the devil were you, back home? Did it ever work?

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

No, I've tried that before and it's not nearly as effective as you'd think. I sent him a Pokemon instead.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

You'll foil nothing! Nothing!

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I have no reason to do ssssomething like that at the moment, and it worked just fine!

[Until it was foiled by G.I. Joe. Like everything he does back home.]

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Uh huh. Sorry if I don't really trust your intuition.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I don't care if you trusssst it or not! My intuition is perfectly fine!

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[tearsofademon]

Says the guy who couldn't tell a Pokemon from a trash bag.

[yes he remembers that]

[text;]

[ossifragant]

At least none of the quakes have been terrible. That's always a possibility.

Better them be annoying than deadly.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That has nothing to do with thisssssss!

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[nasa_dreams]

Guess we'll see.

[text;]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I don't care if they're terrible or not so long as they stop bothering me.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

The only thing we'll sssssee is your failure to do anything to sssstop me!

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Sure it does. If you can't tell those apart, how can you know that nobody's keeping secrets?

[text;]

[ossifragant]

What I meant was more the next time it happens the roof might collapse on your head or something.

You never know.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Because those are completely different unrelated ssssituations!

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That would be less of a nuisance than this.

[Yes, this statement makes sense to him. No, it probably doesn't make sense to anyone else.]

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[hardknoxlife]

Well, buggered if I know what you like doing in your spare time, mate.

[ Have a tiny grin. ]

I mean, you've been right secretive about it so... 'scuse me for assuming, eh?

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

I don't think they're so unrelated.

[Ryner stop being an ass...]