93 | Video | After today's earthquake

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Remember last time when Cobra was too busy to rant about the earthquakes? Well, things have changed now.]

Enough! Enough with these sssstupid earthquakes already! Thissss is what? The fifth one? How is anyone supposed to get anything important done with thissss nonsense constantly going on?

[He's exaggerating, but hey, some people were in the middle of sketching blueprints for future plans when the constant shaking messed that whole thing up. Now he's got some torn paper, and lines gouged into his desk. It's a minor problem, but this is not something that should happen to the future ruler of the world, okay?]

Is thisss entire world on a fault line?

[Admittedly, that doesn't make any sense, but does anything here ever make sense?.]

Even when I managed to weaponize earthquakes in my world, they were hardly the nuisssance this is! Thisss is completely insufferable! Inssssssufferable!

[And that concludes today's tantrum.]

Comments

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[ossifragant]

[Wh...]

Honestly I think you're looking at this all wrong.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

No! You are not excused!

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

That's because you're an idiot!

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Honestly, I didn't ask what you think.

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[tearsofademon]

Ahh, I'd say it's more that I disagree with you, and you think you're always right.

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[ossifragant]

Try not to get a concussion if this happens again.

[Or get one. What does he care.]

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Because I am always right!

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

The odds of that happening are almost impossible.

[Because he almost always is wearing a helmet.]

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[ossifragant]

[You know, helmets might not protect everything, but who is he to argue!]

I'm sure.

Here's to hoping this shit is over with.

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[diehardreaper]

Just having a bit of a laugh, don't get your knickers in a twist.

[ That grin hasn't left him at all. ]

Heard anything about what's causing the quakes though?

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Here's hoping, indeed.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[For what it's worth, the question manages to distract from yelling.

Yelling as much anyway.]

No, why would I have heard anything about it?

[If he had, he wouldn't share it...but he hasn't.]

But if I had to guess as to the cause, it could be anything! Bombs, ssssome sort of earthquake generating device, perhaps it could even be sssssome sort of natural, yet rarely occurring seisssmic ssshift. Though if it were any of those, I can't imagine why ssssomeone hasn't said anything by now.

[Either a cackling villain announcement or some sort of Pokegeologist warning everyone about the rare but occaisional earthquake cycle or whatever it is.]

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[tearsofademon]

If it helps you sleep at night.

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[hardknoxlife]

You've been round longer'n I have. Buggered if I know of your connections, mate.

[ There's a blink there. You lost him around the bit around seismic shifts. ]

So... can't really tell if one of us made it or a pokemon, eh? That makes things complicated, doesn't it?

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

On the contrary, I can guarantee that it's not a Pokemon! No sssssingle Pokemon could cause something like thissss!

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[diehardreaper]

Looks a bit too large scale even for a big pokemon, yeah...

Though you've prolly seen something worse in years past, I'd wager?

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Of course I have! Both here and elsewhere!

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[diehardreaper]

Can't say I'm surprised.

[ Have a grin though. ]

'Course, if you manage to find out what's causing the ruckus, fancy telling them to keep it down for the rest of us? Some of us don't quite fancy all the rumbling.