I've thought the ssssame. I even remember chasing ssssome ridiculous machine all over the place at one point because I thought it could be ressponsible for granting ssssomeone the power to control who ssstays and who goes.

[That was an especially ridiculous fourth wall weekend, that's for sure.]

But in the five years I've been here, no one ssseems to have made any more progress obtaining such power than we have.