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Current Location: Goldenrod City: Rocket Base

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[Private Audio for Rockets]:
[He’s really only looking for a handful of people, but sending out one broadcast takes much less effort than making three separate phone calls.]

Dr. Kato? Mr. Kimblee? If either of you are listening in on this frequency, contact me immediately. I have a job for you. Possibly for both of you.

[The feed goes quiet for about half a minute before the Commander speaks again.]

Mr. Ishtar, the same goes for you. I may have use for the ssssskills we discussed the other day. That is all. Everyone else should disregard thissss message!

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I do.

Did you happen to hear about the incident in Violet City? I'd like to follow up on that, but I require multiple explosives to do ssssso. Are you interested in supplying and possibly deploying them?

I heard about it, yes - very well-done, by the way.

I see no reason why I couldn't do both or either; where do you need them deployed?

I require one device to be mailed to the Pokemon Center in Ecruteak City. There's a botherssssome brat there, and I want to wipe a smile off his face! Permanently!

The other devices, well, exactly how they're deployed depend on the results of another call I've yet to make. But no matter how that conversation turns out, I want them planted inside the Goldenrod City Game Corner!

[And now the maniacal laughter starts.]

[...oh, this does sound entertaining.]

Which bothersome brat, if I may?

His name is Danny. I had the misssfortune of being exposed to his stupidity during the Magnet Train operation, and he's been an annoyance ever since!

[But enough about one of the many people on the long list of people he hates.]

How much will your participation cost me?

Danny...

[He doesn't seem either pleased or displeased with the name he's been given; he simply files it away for later. He has a good idea whom Cobra's referring to, however - the upstart that was challenging him in Ecruteak City a few days before.]

...how much are you willing to offer?

Yes, Danny.

[And now comes something that may or may not be surprising coming from a guy who pays mercenaries by the hour.]

Let me put it thisss way, I am willing to pay whatever it takes to produce the results I desire!

[He...pays mercenaries by the...

...oh, Cobra...]

How much do you want to be associated with this little operation of yours?

[He's also paid them in advance. In full.]

Oh, I will be very associated with thissss. I'll personally make ssssure that everyone knows I was behind thissss! But I imagine that you probably don't want that ssssort of notoriety.

[...sweetheart, you kind of deserve a headpat and a brownie. Possibly a smack with a clue-by-four. But at the very least, a headpat and a brownie.]

Oh, I'm not opposed to a little notoriety. I managed to gain myself quite a bit in my world of origin; this sort of infamy is nothing new.

Interesting. The other Rockets I've sssspoken with recently choose to remain anonymous. But if you'd prefer to gain a bit of a reputation in Johto, I'm sure we could work something out.

[And by other Rockets, he means that one he's texted with a few times.]

Also, I believe it's fair to mention that I've approached another person with thisss job. Are you familiar with Dr. Kato? He also ssspecializes in explosives.

[...well, at least this is audio and so the smirking like a douchebag can't be seen now.]

I can't say that I'm terribly familiar with this "Kato" fellow, no. A recent arrival, I'm assuming?

Most likely. I had never heard of him prior to my last broadcast. At any rate, he claims to be a bomb expert from a world much more advanced than thissss one.

How long do you think it will take for you to produce the bombs?

That depends - as both this other individual and I have been offered this job, I see no reason why we couldn't collaborate on it; it should cut down on time significantly, and besides, I want to see what he's capable of.

Perhaps the two of you sssshould. Maybe if the two of you combine ideas, the end result will be ssssomething Johto will never forget!

[And cackling again.]

I'll be sure to get in contact with him; I'm used to working alone, but on things like this, a little collaborative effort never hurt anyone.

...or, well, in this case it'll likely hurt several people, but you get my drift.

[...Kimblee, how dare you smirk at your own horrible wordplay, can we not.]

Oh, I get it all right! And I'd expect nothing lessss!

[And yep, he's still laughing.]

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