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[The only background noise is the music in Diglett’s Cave. Cobra Commander’s missing out on all the fun looting and pillaging, so at the very least, he feels that it’s his duty to continue antagonizing the good people of Johto.]

Despite your constant refusals, I have finally received the HM for Fly. I know by now you’re all busy with the recent monster attack, but just keep thisss in mind: I can now be anywhere in Johto at any time! Meaning nowhere is safe from attack! Nowhere!

[Those expecting cackling may be disappointed since the feed cuts out right there. It resumes a little while later, but on the Rocket frequency.]

[Private Video for Rockets]
[There isn’t much to see on the video. The signal scrambler’s in the background, so is Trubbish, who much to the Commander’s dismay is goofing off with some Digletts. That’s really about it.]

As you can see, the device is working perfectly on thissss end. No problems yet.

[He’s still grumbling though. The location could be better. Somewhere that didn’t remind him of his first few months as a Grunt would be nice.]

And Gorthan, I really must congratulate you. Bringing the trash to life and having it menace the towns is most impressssive! Though I am curious, I saw sssome Trubbish through the Gear, and they’re coloring is different. Do you know why?

[Yes, he knows the Rockets are busy, but he doesn’t really care.]

Also, Archer, the creatures hatched. I definitely ssssee several uses for them in the future!

And lastly, as I said I received Fly, but apparently another Badge is required to actually use it. Do any of you know which one? I’d ask everyone, but we all know they’d probably lie, and I do not tolerate being lied to!

{OOC: Fly obtained via Saffron Gym. Badge is mod approved.}

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The most important job? How do you figure that? I'd sssay that the most important jobs belong to the people coordinating the Grunts in the field!

[Hughes. Look at this boring cave. That boring device. Those boring Digletts over there. This is busywork not important stuff.]

Without someone to make sure the signal jammer still works, those of us out in the fields would most likely have a much harder time doing what we're doing, don't you think? All we're doing is looting and pillaging. What you're doing is ensuring all goes smoothly.

[He can't really argue with that, but still, why does he have to do it?]

But anyone could do this! Anyone at all! I'm sure even the new recruits could handle maintaining thisss thing!

Perhaps it is because you're well-trusted. They know you won't mess up.

[ Or you just messed up before... ]

Maybe. I could sssee why they'd trust me more than the rest of you.

[Someone's in denial here.]

But why plant the device in such a miserable place?

[ ... he can see that. ]

Seems remote enough that others wouldn't find it so easily.

I can sssee why they would do such a thing. I've done it before in my world!

[And somehow they always get found. No matter how remote his bases or hiding places are.]

But this is hardly remote, is it? It's right by a port city. That's not what I'd consider remote! It'd be like hiding the device next door to Olivine City!

[ He's never been. All he really knows is that it's a cave somewhere... ]

But it looks like it's working.

[ Since, you know... you're... pretty... um... bored. ]

It does. I haven't heard anything from the entrance at all.

[In fact he hasn't heard anything besides the sounds of Digletts and boredom.]

I suppose I'm lucky they didn't place a device in Vermillion. People would have ran in here to escape the trash.

[ The sounds of Digletts... how have you not gone mad yet? ]

I imagine the smell wouldn't do so well in a cave, either!

[Hughes. That is just...why. That's horrific.]

Ugh, I don't even want to think about what that would sssmell like!

[ Hey, you're the one that has to deal with it, not him... ]

Good thing you won't have to! I believe it'll take several long showers to even begin to remove this smell...!

What? Are you ssserious?

[Suddenly, the cave's not sounding so bad.]

[ Nodding. ]

The humid weather really isn't helping the smell. It's like sticking your head into a trash bin, honestly.

Perhaps you should consider acquiring air fresheners when you head back out. Gas masks too if you can find them. The last thing we need are Grunts passing out in the ssstreet from the smell!

Wonderful idea! I'll see what I can scrounge up.

Good. Keep me informed if anything interesting happens.

[Not so much because he outranks all the Grunts, but more so because he's bored.]

[ Have a salute ]

Will do, [ And then adding that last part because, sucking up ] sir!

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