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cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-05-06 02:42 pm
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-05-06 02:42 pm
45 | Audio + Private Video
[The only background noise is the music in Diglett’s Cave. Cobra Commander’s missing out on all the fun looting and pillaging, so at the very least, he feels that it’s his duty to continue antagonizing the good people of Johto.]
Despite your constant refusals, I have finally received the HM for Fly. I know by now you’re all busy with the recent monster attack, but just keep thisss in mind: I can now be anywhere in Johto at any time! Meaning nowhere is safe from attack! Nowhere!
[Those expecting cackling may be disappointed since the feed cuts out right there. It resumes a little while later, but on the Rocket frequency.]
[Private Video for Rockets]
[There isn’t much to see on the video. The signal scrambler’s in the background, so is Trubbish, who much to the Commander’s dismay is goofing off with some Digletts. That’s really about it.]
As you can see, the device is working perfectly on thissss end. No problems yet.
[He’s still grumbling though. The location could be better. Somewhere that didn’t remind him of his first few months as a Grunt would be nice.]
And Gorthan, I really must congratulate you. Bringing the trash to life and having it menace the towns is most impressssive! Though I am curious, I saw sssome Trubbish through the Gear, and they’re coloring is different. Do you know why?
[Yes, he knows the Rockets are busy, but he doesn’t really care.]
Also, Archer, the creatures hatched. I definitely ssssee several uses for them in the future!
And lastly, as I said I received Fly, but apparently another Badge is required to actually use it. Do any of you know which one? I’d ask everyone, but we all know they’d probably lie, and I do not tolerate being lied to!
{OOC: Fly obtained via Saffron Gym. Badge is mod approved.}
Despite your constant refusals, I have finally received the HM for Fly. I know by now you’re all busy with the recent monster attack, but just keep thisss in mind: I can now be anywhere in Johto at any time! Meaning nowhere is safe from attack! Nowhere!
[Those expecting cackling may be disappointed since the feed cuts out right there. It resumes a little while later, but on the Rocket frequency.]
[Private Video for Rockets]
[There isn’t much to see on the video. The signal scrambler’s in the background, so is Trubbish, who much to the Commander’s dismay is goofing off with some Digletts. That’s really about it.]
As you can see, the device is working perfectly on thissss end. No problems yet.
[He’s still grumbling though. The location could be better. Somewhere that didn’t remind him of his first few months as a Grunt would be nice.]
And Gorthan, I really must congratulate you. Bringing the trash to life and having it menace the towns is most impressssive! Though I am curious, I saw sssome Trubbish through the Gear, and they’re coloring is different. Do you know why?
[Yes, he knows the Rockets are busy, but he doesn’t really care.]
Also, Archer, the creatures hatched. I definitely ssssee several uses for them in the future!
And lastly, as I said I received Fly, but apparently another Badge is required to actually use it. Do any of you know which one? I’d ask everyone, but we all know they’d probably lie, and I do not tolerate being lied to!
{OOC: Fly obtained via Saffron Gym. Badge is mod approved.}
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[Wait.]
...and they-
[What?]
Reassigned you?
[WHAT THE HELL KIMBLEE SINCE WHEN DOES THAT WORK THAT WAY?]
No, that definitely was not the case with my orders! Not at all!
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Oh. So this is...Oh.]
Dare I ask what you did, Commander?
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[In the two years he's been here, he's never heard of anyone asking for reassignment. Usually orders are given and followed to the letter or things end very badly.]
My wages are already being garnished for the Game Corner incident, sssso it can't be because of that!
[Yeah uh, apparently Team Rocket owns the Game Corner too. This was news to him.]
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The...Game Corner?
[...oh good god - ]
I sincerely hope I'm misunderstanding the implications here - did we destroy our own property?
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[Because then they would've destroyed an entire building belonging to Team Rocket. And there is no way in hell Cobra would willingly take all the blame for that.]
...your icon keywords are killing me, oh god
[Goodness, he's going to have to inform Kato that they dodged a very large bullet, isn't he...]
Glad you like them. Started running out of s words after a while though.
Re: Glad you like them. Started running out of s words after a while though.
Consider the favor appreciated.
[...where would we be without you, sir...]
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[Probably higher up in TR. Associating with him can only end badly in the long run.]
Also, ssssince you're in our old base, be careful. That place has been raided twice, and even though the public considers it abandoned, I wouldn't put it past them to check again! If you haven't already, I'd suggest sssstationing something near the entrance to take care of any unwanted visitors!
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...at least they can't say this isn't fun, in an incredibly trainwreckish sort of way - all aboard the hot mess express.]
Already dealt with; I have a few Pokémon trained to alert me to intruders and attack humans if necessary, as well as an Electrode I obtained in this building - she knows the place rather well.
Believe me, it's well-protected.
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