45 | Audio + Private Video

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[The only background noise is the music in Diglett’s Cave. Cobra Commander’s missing out on all the fun looting and pillaging, so at the very least, he feels that it’s his duty to continue antagonizing the good people of Johto.]

Despite your constant refusals, I have finally received the HM for Fly. I know by now you’re all busy with the recent monster attack, but just keep thisss in mind: I can now be anywhere in Johto at any time! Meaning nowhere is safe from attack! Nowhere!

[Those expecting cackling may be disappointed since the feed cuts out right there. It resumes a little while later, but on the Rocket frequency.]

[Private Video for Rockets]
[There isn’t much to see on the video. The signal scrambler’s in the background, so is Trubbish, who much to the Commander’s dismay is goofing off with some Digletts. That’s really about it.]

As you can see, the device is working perfectly on thissss end. No problems yet.

[He’s still grumbling though. The location could be better. Somewhere that didn’t remind him of his first few months as a Grunt would be nice.]

And Gorthan, I really must congratulate you. Bringing the trash to life and having it menace the towns is most impressssive! Though I am curious, I saw sssome Trubbish through the Gear, and they’re coloring is different. Do you know why?

[Yes, he knows the Rockets are busy, but he doesn’t really care.]

Also, Archer, the creatures hatched. I definitely ssssee several uses for them in the future!

And lastly, as I said I received Fly, but apparently another Badge is required to actually use it. Do any of you know which one? I’d ask everyone, but we all know they’d probably lie, and I do not tolerate being lied to!

{OOC: Fly obtained via Saffron Gym. Badge is mod approved.}

Comments

[Private Video.]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I hardly think anyone is going to buy trash after you've flooded the market.

[Quite literally. He'd be willing to bet money that there's some trash Pokemon oozing through the Department Store as they speak.]

I sssee. Then I'll have to go over all my former plans with you! To see if you can improve on any of the others!

[Private Video.]

[shakespearealien]

Do not be so cruel. It is not merely trash, as I am sure you have seen in more than one occasion by now.

Your consideration flatters me, Cobra Commander. Do you truly believe I could make improvements on something devised by a tactician of renown such as yourself?

[Have some ego petting, Cobra. He's dispensing some of it around, so hopefully other Rockets will be less inclined to badmouth him.]

[Private Video.]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Oh, of course. I don't expect you to improve on my designs. But the failings of my former ssscientists. Surely you can make some improvements there.

[Private Video.]

[shakespearealien]

I certainly could.

And in return, Cobra Commander, I ask this of you - that you let your imagination run free for a moment.

If you were me, and you could make any improvements of any kind to any Pokémon species, what are some of the things you would do?

[Private Video.]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Improve their destructive capabilities, of course. I'd prefer things on par with the weapons in my world. For example, Hyper Beam is a nice ssstart, but pales in comparison to the output of a tank or a missile.