cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | 01 | Audio

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To any members of Cobra in this miserable place, this is your commander speaking. Report in. Where are you? What kind of creature have you been given?

[Pause]

And to the rest of you on this network, any information you possess on the creatures that inhabit this place is of great interest to me. Feel free to share anything useful you've learned.

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You're openly admitting to being a member of an organization called, "Cobra?" That sounds smart. [His tone is clearly sarcastic.]

How else are they supposed to know that I'm here?

And don't mock my methods for trying to reach my subordinates!

And this sounds more and more criminal by the minute.

That's none of your concern.

Really now. Because that doesn't scream highly suspicious in the least.

Suspicious or not, it's none of your business. You know what they say about curiosity.

It's a professional curiosity. I work for justice.

[There's a brief instance of nervous laughter.]

Nothing to worry about, I assure you. It's just talk.

Uh-huh.

I'm keeping my eye on you, Mr....?

You may address me as Cobra Commander!

[After a short pause.]

No, wait don't address me as that! Forget that name!

[Chuckling softly.] Wow, you're as bad as most pirates.

All right then, how about Cobra for short?

You will address me as Commander!

No, actually, I won't. I only call people I respect by their ranks.

Such disrespect! I never...you...

[He lets out a frustrated scream.]

[Is a jerk and just cockily chuckling.]

What was that, were you actually trying to make words there? [sorry for him... ;;]

How dare you mock me! You'll regret that!

Is that a threat?

Of course it's a threat!

Oh good, and here I thought this place would be boring.

You'll wish for boredom by the time I'm finished with you.

Don't count on it pal. You don't even have the guts to go out without a mask. They don't call me the White Hunter for nothing.

You should be grateful I wear this mask!

And we'll see how great a hunter you are when you've fallen into my trap.

... Are you saying you're that ugly?

Shouldn't you be more concerned with your impending demise instead of my appearance?

Even without my devil fruit, I highly doubt there's anything you can do to worry me.

We'll see about that.

As we will.

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