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Current Location: Blackthorn City

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[For the first time in almost a month, Cobra Commander is making a video broadcast for everyone in Johto to see. He’s hiding out in a room in Blackthorn, but has made sure to conceal anything that would pinpoint his whereabouts. The camera’s pointed at the room’s desk, specifically at the complete set of Johto badges sitting on top of it.]

And that makes eight. For being the last one, I expected more of a challenge, but I suppose that was too much to ask for. You would think that a Gym Leader would be prepared to deal with level 100 Pokémon, but apparently not.

[It had been a relatively close battle until Cobra Commander brought in some of his level 100 Pokémon to finish off Clair’s team. Having thirty levels on the opponent’s Pokémon provided an advantage he definitely wouldn’t have had otherwise.]

But my complete obliteration of Johto’s Gyms over the course of a year is hardly the only thing I want to talk about today.

[He’ll reposition the camera now so it’s pointing at his mask, which means he wants to address the audience.]

I take it you all ssstill remember the recent environmental disaster in Azalea Town?

[Which sounds way more impressive than just saying he poisoned the Slowpoke Well.]

Well, I have some information to reveal about that. A certain idiot decided to go help clean up the mess. I’m not sure who knows him, but he made a rather angry broadcast directed at me soon after it happened.

[Cobra pauses here. He wants to be as dramatic as possible with this one. He wants other people to think he’s responsible for this even though he’s not. ]

It was his last!

[He’ll just let that sink in before continuing.]

As some of you may have noticed, Zulf’s gear signal stopped being registered some time ago! And I assure you it is no coincidence that it happened after he decided to expose himself to the various toxins contaminating Sssslowpoke Well. No, it’s no coincidence at all! Merely a reminder of what my Pokémon, and by extension what I, Cobra Commander, am capable of! Let that be a lesson to those who get in my way!

[It is actually a coincidence, but Cobra’s not going to let that stop him from filling the rest of the video with maniacal laughter until it ends.]

{OOC: Olivine, Mahogany, and Blackthorn badges were all mod approved over the past month or so! And Cobra taking advantage of Zulf's disappearance was cleared with the mun!}

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[All right, Cobra, while Kimblee is not sure what to do with the knowledge that you killed the tiny pale thing, that isn't too jarring for him given what it is that he does -

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...wait. Wait, you. You actually seem to have killed the tiny pale thing. Hold the hell on - ]

I was under the impression that death doesn't follow us here.

[waking up from a rather nice nap to this, hang on, he's yawning...]

Ahhhhh, it's definitely a coincidence.

If you mean to claim responsibility for this person's death, you should be more forthright about it.

[Seriously, what is with humans and dancing around this kind of stuff. Not only is it annoying, it's remarkably nonthreatening.]

[ Man Saber what does it say about you when the bad guy has more badges than yourself? ]

Is there a mute function on this device?

My sincerest congratulations, Commander.

[And, as Gorthan smiles at him, he actually seems sincere.]

And... ah. I shall miss Zulf. An individual with a fascinating job, and no doubt a deep knowledge of the human heart and mind. Conversation with him was very interesting... but he must have missed his home. Speaking of which, I'll have to disagree with you - his disappearance is likely a coincidence. Unless you have more up your sleeve than I thought, Commander.

There was...a disaster? Some kind of accident?

[ As much of a lie this is, she's still somehow impressed that Commander Cobra is rapidly going up the rungs of the "evil" ladder.

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