17 | Video

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Anyone watching the video will see a close up of a Snover. Said Snover looks completely oblivious to the fact that it’s being videotaped. Cobra Commander’s voice comes from behind the camera and sounds rather enthusiastic.]

Do you see that? It was recently brought to my attention that my Pokemon were susceptible to Psychic types! Well that weakness has been dealt with! This creature has no such weakness! In fact, it’s even capable of freezing other Pokemon! Isn’t that wonderful?


[Private to Members of Team Rocket]
[The camera turns away from Snover to the Commander.]
Seeing as how it’s almost Christmas, and I’m sure you’ll all be off doing whatever it is you do during this time, I demand a status report from each of you! Now! And no complaints! Consider yourselves lucky you’re not working during this holiday!
[/Private Message]


Before I forget, I found that stupid girl’s Pokemon. I can't stand it, but it won't stop following me! I figure with the proper training, I'll make Pancake fit in with the rest of my loyal Pokemon! So I’m keeping it! And that’s not up for debate!

{OOC: Since Grace offered, Cobra Commander will be taking care of Melfina's Ditto, Pancake, for the foreseeable future.}

Comments

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Cobra Commander! I am not your mother!

It is everyone else's problem, and I'll throw around whatever words I want! I don't know why you've been training, and since you're someone with such disregard for a natural leader like myself, I don't care why!

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[futariniousama.livejournal.com]

[ He's laughing too hard to answer right away. When he catches his breath, though, he sombers up. ]

I'm training because I've got shit to do. Like, I dunno, steal some Pokémon? It's what we do, right? At least, it's what we're supposed to.

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

You mean you're actually going to do your job? And here I thought you were another one of those useless grunts who just run their mouth or wander away from Team Rocket!

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[futariniousama.livejournal.com]

Nah, man. I've got ambition and a fuckin' plan. I just need to train the shit outta this Ditto, t'be on the safe side.

[audio; filtered to Rockets]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Well, good then! Hopefully, your Ditto can be trained properly! Team Rocket has no need for useless Pokemon!