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Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2010-12-23 01:40 pm

17 | Video

[Anyone watching the video will see a close up of a Snover. Said Snover looks completely oblivious to the fact that it’s being videotaped. Cobra Commander’s voice comes from behind the camera and sounds rather enthusiastic.]

Do you see that? It was recently brought to my attention that my Pokemon were susceptible to Psychic types! Well that weakness has been dealt with! This creature has no such weakness! In fact, it’s even capable of freezing other Pokemon! Isn’t that wonderful?


[Private to Members of Team Rocket]
[The camera turns away from Snover to the Commander.]
Seeing as how it’s almost Christmas, and I’m sure you’ll all be off doing whatever it is you do during this time, I demand a status report from each of you! Now! And no complaints! Consider yourselves lucky you’re not working during this holiday!
[/Private Message]


Before I forget, I found that stupid girl’s Pokemon. I can't stand it, but it won't stop following me! I figure with the proper training, I'll make Pancake fit in with the rest of my loyal Pokemon! So I’m keeping it! And that’s not up for debate!

{OOC: Since Grace offered, Cobra Commander will be taking care of Melfina's Ditto, Pancake, for the foreseeable future.}

[identity profile] 1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Um.

Uh.

No?

Of course not.

I mean.

Plotting world domination to take over all the snovers with uh. Mind control decorations???

Yes.

That sir.

1/3

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Mind control decorations?

2/3

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait for it.]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
That's brilliant! You have the capability to pull something like that off? You surprise me, Jango! I, Cobra Commander, authorize this project with the full authority given to me by myself! Proceed! If you require assistance, you may recruit any Rocket Grunts you please! Just tell them Cobra Commander has ordered their aid. They would not dare defy me! And if they do, report them to me at once!

[Cackling now, completely oblivious to the fact that this is on an open channel.]

The world will be mine! All thanks to you and an army of Pokemon! I couldn't have wished for a better Christmas present!

[identity profile] 1-2-jango-zzzz.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
{WELL SHIT. He totally pulled that out of his arse... Now where to get a hypnotizing amplifier and fast? ;;]

Uh.

Yeah.

You... you can count on me sir. [Grumble, grumble, shuffles off. FML.]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2010-12-26 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You had better hope I can, Jango. Dismissed.