20 | Video

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[As usual the video opens from one of the many nondescript rooms Cobra Commander uses for temporary bases.]

Citizens of Johto, some time ago I offered you a simple proposition: accept me as ruler of the world or face the consequences. Unfortunately, most of you did not accept my rule. Unfortunately for you, that is! I said there would be consequences, and consequences there will be! I’ve already dealt with two of you, and in due time, all of you who mocked me, who derided me, who chose to question my authority, will suffer a similar fate in due time! Unless I am paid 1 million dollars by the end of the week, I will continue to exact my revenge on any who has ever disrespected me!


[Private to Team Rocket]:
[The Commander’s tone is much nicer here, or well, nicer by his standards.]
To my loyal subordinates, this does not concern you. This does not concern our organization. This has nothing to do with our plans for Goldenrod. This is a personal matter concerning and the idiots of Johto! You may stay out of it if you wish.

Comments

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

What?

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[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

With one million dollars I could get a life time supply of ice cream.

[Video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

What an idiotic thing to spend money on!

[Video][1/IDEK I'M SO SORRY]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh!

[Video][ I swear I'll tell you when 8[ ]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

I mean, you'd always have a cold sweet treat every time you want it!

[Video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

And it could be any flavor at all!

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[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Strawberry on Thursday! Chocolate on Monday! Vanilla on Friday! You'll never go hungry and you'll never get bored!

[Video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Besides--

[Video] DONE. She remembered a little! -- And yet she misinterpreted.

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

That's much better than a mummy or ghost don't you think, Mister Pop Star?

[Video] 1/2

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

It's still stupi-

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Mr. Pop Star?

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[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Mhm. I don't remember your name really but you're trying to become a star right? I mean, that'd explain the taking over the world part. Did your manager forget to pay you? Is that why you're so cranky? Oh! Or maybe it's like one of those reality shows. That'd explain how you dealt with a couple of people already.

Congratulations on making it so far! Don't get booted off the island yet!

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

You're the second person who's made that mistake! I am not a musician! I am an evil terrorist leader who will take over the world!

[video] oh god Cobra I am so sorry.

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Ah! Go go go! I bet you can make it all the way on The Apprentice then!

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I am no one's apprentice! My name is Cobra Commander! Commander! I lead! If anything, I should have apprentices!

[video] Sobsobsob

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Uwaa! What a cool name! You got the idea! With that attitude you'll win for sure!

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Of course I'll win! Anyone who stands in my way will be destroyed!

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[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

The woes of competition! Don't hurt them too badly! Kyaa!

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I'm going to hurt them very badly!

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[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Like toss them in a lake? Make them wear a dress and dance around?

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Maybe before I have them executed.

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[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

... I think execution's against the rules of the competition.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

This is not a contest! I am going to rule the world and I will do whatever it takes to get there! I don't care if it's against the law!

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[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

... I suppose that'd be why you didn't win already. That causes a lot of rumors and bad publicity you know.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Bad publicity? What do I care about that? I'll just imprison the press unless they agree to publish what I want them to publish!