20 | Video

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[As usual the video opens from one of the many nondescript rooms Cobra Commander uses for temporary bases.]

Citizens of Johto, some time ago I offered you a simple proposition: accept me as ruler of the world or face the consequences. Unfortunately, most of you did not accept my rule. Unfortunately for you, that is! I said there would be consequences, and consequences there will be! I’ve already dealt with two of you, and in due time, all of you who mocked me, who derided me, who chose to question my authority, will suffer a similar fate in due time! Unless I am paid 1 million dollars by the end of the week, I will continue to exact my revenge on any who has ever disrespected me!


[Private to Team Rocket]:
[The Commander’s tone is much nicer here, or well, nicer by his standards.]
To my loyal subordinates, this does not concern you. This does not concern our organization. This has nothing to do with our plans for Goldenrod. This is a personal matter concerning and the idiots of Johto! You may stay out of it if you wish.

Comments

[ audio ]

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't I?

The next time e meet, how about you not use sleeping gas and face me like the man you're supposed to be?

[Video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Or the next time we meet, I end this! And you! I won't just settle for knocking you out and imprisoning the deserters!

[audio]

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

I'll freeze you into a block of ice and drop you into the Lake of Rage where Gyarados will have a nice meal.

Either that or you can drown for all I care.

[Video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

You'll have a hard time doing that when you're dead.

[audio]

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

I will never die in the hands of some buffoon.

[Video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Really? It's good I'm not a buffoon! A buffoon wouldn't have been able to fend off the two of you at once and retrieve that stupid child!

[ audio ]

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

You used underhanded tricks...

I was thinking about making your death quick and painless, but now I changed my mind. I'm going to make you suffer ten times over and you'll be wishing that I killed you.

[Video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Who cares if it's underhanded? In battle the only thing playing fair gets you is dead! If you really want to destroy someone, you do everything in your power to make sure it happens, fair or not!

As for making me suffer, I doubt you could make me suffer any more than I already do by having to deal with you people every single day!

[Video]

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

Then allow me to make it worse for you. [gigglegiggle.]

[Video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Go ahead and try! I'll enjoy making you fail! Just like you failed at protecting those two in Mahogany!

[audio]

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

My previous failure will only twofold the world of pain you will be in whenever I get my hands on your location.

[Video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

You know what? I'm in a good mood, so I'll give you my location! That way I can watch you fail again and again! I'm in Mahogany Town!

[For the time being. He'll be taking a helicopter out soon.]

[ audio ]

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

Oh.

You're still here, huh?

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Of course. But I'm not anywhere you can access!

[audio]

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

You'll come out one day.

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Of course I will! But I'm not going to tell you when!

[audio]

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

I hope you'll be prepared.

[Video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

You're the one who should be prepared! Prepared to fail again!

[audio]

[wantnotneed.livejournal.com]

We'll see about that.

[clicks the feed off.]