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Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2011-02-07 03:04 pm

20 | Video

[As usual the video opens from one of the many nondescript rooms Cobra Commander uses for temporary bases.]

Citizens of Johto, some time ago I offered you a simple proposition: accept me as ruler of the world or face the consequences. Unfortunately, most of you did not accept my rule. Unfortunately for you, that is! I said there would be consequences, and consequences there will be! I’ve already dealt with two of you, and in due time, all of you who mocked me, who derided me, who chose to question my authority, will suffer a similar fate in due time! Unless I am paid 1 million dollars by the end of the week, I will continue to exact my revenge on any who has ever disrespected me!


[Private to Team Rocket]:
[The Commander’s tone is much nicer here, or well, nicer by his standards.]
To my loyal subordinates, this does not concern you. This does not concern our organization. This has nothing to do with our plans for Goldenrod. This is a personal matter concerning and the idiots of Johto! You may stay out of it if you wish.

Re: [Video]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Cobra Commander is repulsed by the extreme close up.]

I don't care if he wants to love me! I have no desire to see that soulless gaze every time you send a transmission!

[Video]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 05:17 am (UTC)(link)


It's not soulless! David just wants to show you how much he loves you! It's full of soulful loving intent!

[Video]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Cobra Commander looks away from the Pokegear. Even he can only take so much creepy staring.]

I don't care what David wants! I want it gone!

[Video]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
But he's so cute when he's in love! How can you deny such an adorable face?

[Video]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe it's gone. Just a quick glance wouldn't hurt? Nope, still there.]

That thing is anything but cute! Consider it denied!

[Video]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 06:09 am (UTC)(link)


You can't deny the pull of his loveliness!

[Video]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
I just did!

[Oh god how is getting worse? He's just going to do his best to not look.]

[Video]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
You must accept his unconditional love! If you don't, then you're just a heartless lunatic!

Edited 2011-02-08 06:19 (UTC)

[Video]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Silence. He absolutely hates being called crazy but he's not going to accept that...that thing's love.]

I'm thinking.

[Video] Not sure if want D:

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
I choose...

[Silence, he's going to draw this out.]

To be heartless!

[And now he's cackling.]

[Video] Ku ku ku ku 83

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 06:41 am (UTC)(link)


Edited 2011-02-08 06:42 (UTC)

[Video] q_q

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
What on Earth is that noise?

[Video]

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop that! Stop that right now!