20 | Video

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[As usual the video opens from one of the many nondescript rooms Cobra Commander uses for temporary bases.]

Citizens of Johto, some time ago I offered you a simple proposition: accept me as ruler of the world or face the consequences. Unfortunately, most of you did not accept my rule. Unfortunately for you, that is! I said there would be consequences, and consequences there will be! I’ve already dealt with two of you, and in due time, all of you who mocked me, who derided me, who chose to question my authority, will suffer a similar fate in due time! Unless I am paid 1 million dollars by the end of the week, I will continue to exact my revenge on any who has ever disrespected me!


[Private to Team Rocket]:
[The Commander’s tone is much nicer here, or well, nicer by his standards.]
To my loyal subordinates, this does not concern you. This does not concern our organization. This has nothing to do with our plans for Goldenrod. This is a personal matter concerning and the idiots of Johto! You may stay out of it if you wish.

Comments

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

... I think execution's against the rules of the competition.

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

This is not a contest! I am going to rule the world and I will do whatever it takes to get there! I don't care if it's against the law!

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

... I suppose that'd be why you didn't win already. That causes a lot of rumors and bad publicity you know.

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Bad publicity? What do I care about that? I'll just imprison the press unless they agree to publish what I want them to publish!

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Th-that sounds like dictatorship...

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Good! That's exactly what I want! One nation under Cobra! Cobraaaaaa!

[video] And she finally starts getting it.

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha...ha... I think you're taking the... competition too far.

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to think I'm not taking it far enough!

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Uh! Think about putting them in a magazine where they'll never live down the embarrassment! O-o-or a TV show!

Like the game shows they have no chance in winning!

[video] Cobra put G.I. Joes in a casino games of death once. Does that count?

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes. Maybe some sort of exploding magazine! Or a TV program where the special effects are real!

[video] 8[ No.

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Ehhhhh!? N-n-no! Not like that! That's dangerous! You're not trying to kill them!

[video] :( But they had giant dice with snakes inside them and it was on TV during an evil telethon

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm trying to kill them!

[video] [1/2] 8< ...Well okay that might count.

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

W-what...

[video][2/2] Just a little though.

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Because they dared to get in my way!

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

No! Just no! You don't kill people who get in your way! That's not right! That's just... that's criminal! That's horrible!

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Who do you think you're talking to? I am Cobra Commander! Leader of the ruthless Cobra organization! I deal with horrible criminal acts on a daily basis!

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Y-You're part of the Mafia?! You can pull out! Pull out before you regret it Cobra!

Re: [video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

The Mafia?

[The very idea makes him laugh.]

My organization is far above some petty Italian crime syndicate. Our aims are much, much higher. Namely, the world!

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Y-Yakuza!?

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

No, you idiot! Global terrorist organization! Global! As in the entire world!

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I see this knowledge has rendered you speechless! Are you shocked? Scared, perhaps? Wondering how you can avoid imminent destruction?

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

...This is a joke. All a joke. Nyeheheheheh. Good one!

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

It's no joke. I am being completely serious!