20 | Video

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[As usual the video opens from one of the many nondescript rooms Cobra Commander uses for temporary bases.]

Citizens of Johto, some time ago I offered you a simple proposition: accept me as ruler of the world or face the consequences. Unfortunately, most of you did not accept my rule. Unfortunately for you, that is! I said there would be consequences, and consequences there will be! I’ve already dealt with two of you, and in due time, all of you who mocked me, who derided me, who chose to question my authority, will suffer a similar fate in due time! Unless I am paid 1 million dollars by the end of the week, I will continue to exact my revenge on any who has ever disrespected me!


[Private to Team Rocket]:
[The Commander’s tone is much nicer here, or well, nicer by his standards.]
To my loyal subordinates, this does not concern you. This does not concern our organization. This has nothing to do with our plans for Goldenrod. This is a personal matter concerning and the idiots of Johto! You may stay out of it if you wish.

Comments

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

No! Just no! You don't kill people who get in your way! That's not right! That's just... that's criminal! That's horrible!

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Who do you think you're talking to? I am Cobra Commander! Leader of the ruthless Cobra organization! I deal with horrible criminal acts on a daily basis!

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Y-You're part of the Mafia?! You can pull out! Pull out before you regret it Cobra!

Re: [video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

The Mafia?

[The very idea makes him laugh.]

My organization is far above some petty Italian crime syndicate. Our aims are much, much higher. Namely, the world!

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Y-Yakuza!?

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

No, you idiot! Global terrorist organization! Global! As in the entire world!

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I see this knowledge has rendered you speechless! Are you shocked? Scared, perhaps? Wondering how you can avoid imminent destruction?

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

...This is a joke. All a joke. Nyeheheheheh. Good one!

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

It's no joke. I am being completely serious!

[video] THAT ICON. sfkjsa

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Stop laughing! I will destroy you!

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Nah you won't! No way! Hahahaha!

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I've already taken out two people who got in my way. You could be number three!

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

Who were the other two?

[video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Mammon of Greed. Asmodeus of Lust.

[With sleep bombs. And borrowed Rocket Pokemon.]

[video]

[saving-violins.livejournal.com]

--Who again?

Re: [video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Those...those...furniture people!

[He doesn't understand them either, hence the awful explanation.]