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Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2011-05-02 12:44 pm

24 | Video

[Once the video starts, the entire screen is filled with Dunsparce's face.



It’s hard to tell how the Dunsparce feels about having a camera shoved in its face so soon after hatching since it has the same expression most Dunsparce have. Apparently deciding Johto has seen enough of his new Pokémon, the confused Commander turns the camera away from Dunsparce so that he can be seen. ]

Thissss…this thing hatched from the egg I was given. The Pokedex states that it is a Land Snake Pokémon. But it has wings! And looks like a bug! Sssso what is it? Snakes don’t look like thissssss! Tell me what you know about this Pokémon! Now!

[He grumbles shifting the view back to Dunsparce, which is trying to dig into the ground.]

It also states that it tends to flee when spotted. It ssssounds useless! Why was I given such a useless creature?

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-05-04 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not! Nothing is too troublesome for me!

[Barring the bug invasion last month.]

It's just...sssstrange. And not a snake!

[identity profile] oxidegreen.livejournal.com 2011-05-04 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
They must have made a mistake when they made the entry.

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-05-04 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
That is obvious! Now I need to find who made it and force them to change it!
Edited 2011-05-04 03:57 (UTC)

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-05-05 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yesssssss. I'll need it since I have no idea who makes these entries! But they can't hide from me! No one can hide from the forces Cobraaaaaaaaaa!

[He cackles while Dunsparce wriggles around in the background. He settles down after this goes on for a while.]

Did everyone get one of these eggs? What Pokemon was in yours?

[identity profile] oxidegreen.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
One moment.

[She fishes a Pokéball out and releases her Riolu, before pointing the camera at it.]

That.

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Cobra Commander has never seen a Riolu and isn't very impressed by its appearance.]

Is it useful?

[identity profile] oxidegreen.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
It's hard to tell since it has only just hatched, but it seems to be a fighter.

[identity profile] serpensrex.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
A fighting dog? Interesting. I wonder how it compares to other fighting Pokemon.

[identity profile] oxidegreen.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
We'll have to see.