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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Once the video starts, the entire screen is filled with Dunsparce's face.



It’s hard to tell how the Dunsparce feels about having a camera shoved in its face so soon after hatching since it has the same expression most Dunsparce have. Apparently deciding Johto has seen enough of his new Pokémon, the confused Commander turns the camera away from Dunsparce so that he can be seen. ]

Thissss…this thing hatched from the egg I was given. The Pokedex states that it is a Land Snake Pokémon. But it has wings! And looks like a bug! Sssso what is it? Snakes don’t look like thissssss! Tell me what you know about this Pokémon! Now!

[He grumbles shifting the view back to Dunsparce, which is trying to dig into the ground.]

It also states that it tends to flee when spotted. It ssssounds useless! Why was I given such a useless creature?

Comments

[video] d;lgjdkghd ahahaha I love dunsparce

[smallpricetopay.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't a bug have more legs? Although I guess the stripes do kinda look like a bumblebee or something.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Legs or no legs, I still think it looks more like a bug! Look at the face! And the wings! It even looks like it has a stinger!

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[smallpricetopay.livejournal.com]

The stinger could be a rattlesnake rattle, if you squint.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Yes! Yes! I ssssee it now!

[Not really, but he's not going to admit that he can't.]

But it still doesn't explain the wings! Or that face!

[Video] I love you XD

[of-france.livejournal.com]

Because you are uselesssss!

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I am not useless! Who said that?

[He glances at the screen and quickly looks away.]

You!

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

Maybe not totally useless: your confusion is entertaining.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I am not here to entertain you!

[The video gets shaky as he moves towards Dunsparce.]

In fact, here!

[The camera is shoved in Dunsparce's face again.]

Let's sssee how you like being stared at!

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[usedsupersonic.livejournal.com]

Um, yeah. Many of these Pokemon are mislabeled or act different to their PokeDex entries, I've noticed.
[Nastasia is on screen -- with a baby Spiritomb behind her. Laughing.]

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Like what? And what is that?

[Cobra Commander has only seen a Spiritomb once and it was a while ago, so this is more or less new to him.]

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[usedsupersonic.livejournal.com]

One example is that, er, Ditto are meant to become stones when they sleep, and Mimi has never shown that behaviour. She's, um, more likely to transform into a creature she's seen a drawing of to scare away predators, 'k?

...And that is a Spiritomb, which I have named Shadoo. They have, um, no weaknesses and are said to be 108 spirits trapped in one form.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

The one I have never turned into a ssssstone either. I would like to know who is responsible for these mistakes!

[Now onto the subject of trapped spirits, which makes the Commander a bit nervous.]

Are you sure keeping sssssomething around like that is a good idea?

[oxidegreen.livejournal.com]

It might be random.

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

That would explain this thing! Just look at it!

[oxidegreen.livejournal.com]

[She's looking at it! And... looking pretty blank.]

Is it really so troublesome...?

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Of course not! Nothing is too troublesome for me!

[Barring the bug invasion last month.]

It's just...sssstrange. And not a snake!

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[thebelsareinert]

I think it suits you.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Is that meant to be a joke? How on earth does that thing suit me?

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[thebelsareinert]

It looks just like you!

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[herolegs]

[Instead of a human, this video feed turns on to reveal... another Dunsparce! He chirps and chatters at his species-mate cheerfully, apparently welcoming him or something similar.]

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

[Dunsparce stops digging and replies back in a similar fashion, greeting the other Dunsparce. Cobra Commander, of course has no idea what is going on.]

What? What are you talking about? Leave my Pokemon alone!

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[herolegs]

[The Dunsparce on the other side ignores the strange masked man's demand, chattering to his compatriot. Boy, your trainer is kinda weird, isn't he?

And then a face appears, brow furrowed.] Yosuke? Who are you talking to over here?

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[superboobies.livejournal.com]

How very fitting for someone like you, Cobra.

[ She's annoyed at him like always, but she can't resist ]

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

How does is it fitting? Explain yourself!

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[superboobies.livejournal.com]

It looks like nothing special.

[ RANGIKU STRIKES AGAIN ]

But, I'm sure if you get to know it, you'll see that it has dozens of abilities.