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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Once the video starts, the entire screen is filled with Dunsparce's face.



It’s hard to tell how the Dunsparce feels about having a camera shoved in its face so soon after hatching since it has the same expression most Dunsparce have. Apparently deciding Johto has seen enough of his new Pokémon, the confused Commander turns the camera away from Dunsparce so that he can be seen. ]

Thissss…this thing hatched from the egg I was given. The Pokedex states that it is a Land Snake Pokémon. But it has wings! And looks like a bug! Sssso what is it? Snakes don’t look like thissssss! Tell me what you know about this Pokémon! Now!

[He grumbles shifting the view back to Dunsparce, which is trying to dig into the ground.]

It also states that it tends to flee when spotted. It ssssounds useless! Why was I given such a useless creature?

Comments

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Explain your reasoning! Now!

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[thebelsareinert]

It looks like it doesn't have a clue what's going on in the world around it.

Now who does that remind you of?

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

It reminds me of the incompetent idiots running around Johto!

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[thebelsareinert]

It must not be hard to be reminded of those, huh?

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Of course it's hard to forget them! They're everywhere! Everywhere!

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[thebelsareinert]

In the mirrors, in the puddles, in the lakes and the ponds?

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

What? No! Of course not!

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[thebelsareinert]

I would have thought you would have noticed.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Noticed what?

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[thebelsareinert]

Maybe I shouldn't say it.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Sssssssssssay what? Explain yourself this instant!

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[thebelsareinert]

... I think it's pretty obvious.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

That isn't an explanation! Now explain! Right now!

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[thebelsareinert]

What's in it for me?

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Nothing!

[Wait, that's not a very good incentive. Maybe he should try that again.]

If your answer doesn't anger me, I might not destroy you!

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[thebelsareinert]

You might not?

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Yessssssssssssssss. Might not. Now stop trying my patience and explain yourself!

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[thebelsareinert]

After you explain why I should explain anything with just a "might"!

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Because I sssssaid sssssso!

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[thebelsareinert]

That's really not that convincing, you know.

How about I say "Give me all of your money and Pokemon!" or something like that?

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to offer something like that! How stupid do you think I am?

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[thebelsareinert]

That's my question.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

You don't get to have questions! The only thing you get to do is explain what you meant! Explain now! Right now! Ssssstop annoying me!

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[thebelsareinert]

I've been talking about you.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

What?

[Somehow he's even angrier than he was before.]

How dare you! No one insults me like that and gets away with it! No one! You'll pay for that!