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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Once the video starts, the entire screen is filled with Dunsparce's face.



It’s hard to tell how the Dunsparce feels about having a camera shoved in its face so soon after hatching since it has the same expression most Dunsparce have. Apparently deciding Johto has seen enough of his new Pokémon, the confused Commander turns the camera away from Dunsparce so that he can be seen. ]

Thissss…this thing hatched from the egg I was given. The Pokedex states that it is a Land Snake Pokémon. But it has wings! And looks like a bug! Sssso what is it? Snakes don’t look like thissssss! Tell me what you know about this Pokémon! Now!

[He grumbles shifting the view back to Dunsparce, which is trying to dig into the ground.]

It also states that it tends to flee when spotted. It ssssounds useless! Why was I given such a useless creature?

Comments

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I am not!

[Dunsparce doesn't seem to care about the insult and continues digging.]

And you would certainly know about things being ugly! After all, you keep that staring thing around!

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

Yes.



David isn't ugly. He's a tadpole. One day, he'll evolve into a handsome frog.

[Video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Frogs are not handsome!

[Video]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

Frogs are just as beautiful as any other animal, sometimes more so!

[Video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

[It's rare that the Commander gets to torment someone, so he's going to continue taunting.]

No, they aren't! They're sssslimy, disgusting things!

[Video]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

They are not disgusting! They're amphibians, most fascinating creatures!

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Fascinating? Absolutely not! Now ssssnakes, those are fascinating creatures!

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

You would be the sort to associate with snakes.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I don't like your tone! What problem do you have with snakes?

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

Besides the fact snakes are the mouthpiece for the original sin?

[Video]

[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Is that all? If that's it, I assure you my association with them has nothing to do with that!

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

You aren't interested in sin?

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I sssimply don't see why I should concern myself with what other people think is right and what is wrong. Their moral codes are beneath me, and they'll all have to follow mine once I conquer the world!

[Maniacal laughter follows that last sentence.]

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

What is it now?

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

I'm just shocked by how meaningless your existence must be.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

What? My existence is not meaningless! How dare you!

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

Your existence is worth as much as the nonsense constantly coming out of your mouth. Thus, meaningless.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Nothing I sssssay is meaningless and none of it is nonsense! Everything I say is important! Everything! So my existence is very important! Not that I'd expect someone like you to understand that!

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

What? I tuned you out there.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

How-

[Cobra Commander shakes with rage.]

How dare you tune me out and yawn when I'm talking to you! Who do you think you are? No one disrespects me like that and gets away with it! No one!

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

What can you do about it? Scream at me?

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I'll show you and the rest of Johto what I can do soon enough! This conversation is over! Over!

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

Whatever makes you sleep better at night!