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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[The camera’s focusing on a half-eaten box of chocolates and a mysterious Pokemon egg, but something’s pretty off with the Commander’s voice. He’s still yelling, but he doesn’t sound as angry as he usually does. In fact he sounds happy. Very happy. As if having his security breached for the umpteenth time is just the most wonderful thing ever.]

Who put thissss here? I want a name! And where did this egg come from? Why does this keep happening?

[And then he starts laughing. It stops after a few minutes. Sort of. He’s still giggling while he talks.]

And why can I sssstop acting like this? Have I been drugged? What’s going on? Someone-

[And back to uncontrollable laughter again.]

Ssssomeone explain this right now!

Comments

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

Why would you want it to stop? It's amazing wonderful feeling.

[Killua isn't here to mock but to bring joy.]

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Because!

[He's laughing again. He can't stop.]

It's not normal!

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

So what? You need to lighten up and smell the roses.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

So what? Sssso what? What do you mean so wha-

[Actually that does sound like a good idea.]

Maybe I should lighten up. That doesn't sound too bad.

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

That's great, you could also try your hand at getting laid.

You need it. [Only the best advice for you.]

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I need to lie down? But I'm not tired!

[He's confused. So very confused.]

Re: [Video]

[killer_sweets]

...It's slang. I'm saying go have sex with someone.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

What? I can't do that!

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

Why not? It would probably loosen you up.

Unless you don't think you can find someone to have sex with. That's sort of understandable since you wear a mask and all.

[How should he go about helping the poor guy then. Maybe he could get one of the nurse clones to sleep with the guy or something. ]

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

What's wrong with wearing a mask?

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

Most people want to see who there having sex with from what I know.

But you get someone drunk enough, they probably wont care.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

But if I go out...

[He turns the camera back towards the egg.]

Who will watch this thing?

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

You can have your other pokémon watch it for you.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

No, I can't do that. That wouldn't work at all!

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

Your pokémon aren't good with eggs? You can also leave it in the pc and get it out once you come back.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I can't do that either! I need to hatch it right away and ssssee what's inside!

[Video]

[killer_sweets]

I don't think you can rush an egg into hatching. Actually you could just take the egg with you.

That way you can go out and if it hatches, you'll be right there.

[Video]

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I could do that...or I could ssstay here, watch the egg and finish this box of candy.

[He's happy about everything, so he has no idea what to do.]