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Cobra Commander ([personal profile] cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-09-16 05:02 pm

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[Hey Johto, Kanto! Guess who finally got out of that Well, hopped on his Skarmory, and plans on never returning to Azalea Town again?

Cobra Commander has video on, and is using one of those nondescript Rocket base rooms again. Also, he’s still in a noticeably bad mood after the past few days.]


First of all, while I was …detained over the past few days, I received at least three messages full of ssssome garbage about Beedrills and crushes and I don’t even remember what else! But it was ssstupid and reading them was a waste of my time! Those of you who decided to ssspend your time sending me this ridiculous nonsense should consider yourselves lucky that I have no way of finding out who you are! Otherwise, you would regret the decision to send those messages for the rest of your natural lives!

[His life was already sucking by being trapped in the well. Hearing about his true crush and Skuntanks didn’t exactly make things better.]

Now then, as you all should remember, I promised to attack the place I hate the most in Johto! And I did! No doubt you were all out sssearching, probably even in that horrible weather, trying to ssstop me! And you failed! So without any further delay, allow me to reveal my plan!

[Despite what he said, he’s going to delay the announcement for dramatic effect.

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Okay, now!]


I poisoned the Slowpoke Well! And there’s nothing any of you can do about it now!

[There’s the usual villainous laughter from Cobra as the feed ends.]


[Private Text to Kato]
Returned to base. Ready to discuss things as soon as possible.
licentious: (I forgot I ate a salad for dinner so)

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[personal profile] licentious 2012-09-24 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ POISONED THE SLOWPOKE WELL???

Lust is just going to look at the feed with a more... clueless expression on her face. For once, her lips are slightly ajar. She was going to say something, but she's completely speechless.

Congratulations, Cobra, you've achieved the impossible. She looks vaguely impressed, confused and judgmental all at once! What a fabulous expression which will never actually happen in reality! ]
Edited 2012-09-24 14:38 (UTC)
licentious: (You thought the chillable logo was a)

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[personal profile] licentious 2012-09-29 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
The plan is certainly one no one would ever see coming, I'll give you that. It's a reason to certainly be speechless.

Do people actually consume the water? [ ....If they do, she'll be proud. Sort of. ]
licentious: (Changed my mind. I'm wearing a dress.)

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[personal profile] licentious 2012-10-01 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm very, very impressed by your ability to conceal this information. I never knew you had it in you. [ She figures it's the latter but she might as well condescendingly praise him anyways. ]

Oh my! I hope I can see a townspeople report about the devastation and high priced water bottle imports. [ Yeah. As we speak, Lust is buying a bunch of bottled water to send to Azalea individuals for the highest bidder. She's so mean ): ]
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[personal profile] licentious 2012-10-03 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ah? Like what? Aside from your actual appearance, that is, and credentials.

[ Or lack of credentials in Lust's opinion. Sorry, Cobra. It's not you, it's her inherit dislike for all of humanity. ]

Indeed, I am still in Vermillion as I have a little miniature laboratory set up here. [ She cracks a wide smile. ] You've read my mind, however. Let's split the profits. twenty for rockets, forty for us? [ SHE LOVES MONEY. Not as much as Greed but there's money love here. ]
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[personal profile] licentious 2012-10-05 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess you also keep confidential what you keep confidential.

[ She can't help but to chuckle at that. ]

I'm glad you find the split acceptable. I'll send the profits to you on a biweekly basis.
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[personal profile] licentious 2012-10-06 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
As you order, sir. [ She then decides to go about with a new strategy. ]

Shall we rebottle and sell the stolen merchandise or is it too risky? We can change the labels.
licentious: (The worst mistakes are the best memories)

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[personal profile] licentious 2012-10-07 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
That's correct. I doubt there's any type of law forbidding it. Or, I could possibly use a loophole or figurehead to get the blame shifted onto someone else.
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[personal profile] licentious 2012-10-08 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
No one specific. It'd be difficult to find someone here that could be persecuted and whose incarceration could be of use to us. I might have to go generic with this one.
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[personal profile] licentious 2012-10-09 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Any recommendations might be fine. I'd be able to at least investigate the possibilities.

By the way, I have obtained some information about the gray haired kid with the key that you've identified earlier. I've had a brief conversation with him over the network. [ That was a trip. It actually was the first success she had in about a year. ]
licentious: (This is a room full of reasons why)

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[personal profile] licentious 2012-10-10 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
His name is Riku. The key he uses is a weapon, made out of wood, that's modeled after a magical weapon from home that he never used while he was there.

[ Her sneasel pokes itself out from behind her shoulder. ]


licentious: (Changed my mind. I'm wearing a dress.)

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[personal profile] licentious 2012-10-15 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And she lets Cobra take all of the credit! ]

I thought he'd linger on that list a bit longer. You don't seem like the forgiving type.
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[personal profile] licentious 2012-10-16 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
That's truly a fantastic mindset to have for a future ruler. [ She sort of will love to see what happens when you become leader. ]
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[personal profile] licentious 2012-10-18 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking of your tenure as leader of the now oppressed world, are you going to erect any statues in your honor? [ She'll buy the permits for those now, if you wish. ]

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