Cobra Commander (
cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) wrote2012-09-16 05:02 pm
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[Hey Johto, Kanto! Guess who finally got out of that Well, hopped on his Skarmory, and plans on never returning to Azalea Town again?
Cobra Commander has video on, and is using one of those nondescript Rocket base rooms again. Also, he’s still in a noticeably bad mood after the past few days.]
First of all, while I was …detained over the past few days, I received at least three messages full of ssssome garbage about Beedrills and crushes and I don’t even remember what else! But it was ssstupid and reading them was a waste of my time! Those of you who decided to ssspend your time sending me this ridiculous nonsense should consider yourselves lucky that I have no way of finding out who you are! Otherwise, you would regret the decision to send those messages for the rest of your natural lives!
[His life was already sucking by being trapped in the well. Hearing about his true crush and Skuntanks didn’t exactly make things better.]
Now then, as you all should remember, I promised to attack the place I hate the most in Johto! And I did! No doubt you were all out sssearching, probably even in that horrible weather, trying to ssstop me! And you failed! So without any further delay, allow me to reveal my plan!
[Despite what he said, he’s going to delay the announcement for dramatic effect.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Okay, now!]
I poisoned the Slowpoke Well! And there’s nothing any of you can do about it now!
[There’s the usual villainous laughter from Cobra as the feed ends.]
[Private Text to Kato]
Returned to base. Ready to discuss things as soon as possible.
Cobra Commander has video on, and is using one of those nondescript Rocket base rooms again. Also, he’s still in a noticeably bad mood after the past few days.]
First of all, while I was …detained over the past few days, I received at least three messages full of ssssome garbage about Beedrills and crushes and I don’t even remember what else! But it was ssstupid and reading them was a waste of my time! Those of you who decided to ssspend your time sending me this ridiculous nonsense should consider yourselves lucky that I have no way of finding out who you are! Otherwise, you would regret the decision to send those messages for the rest of your natural lives!
[His life was already sucking by being trapped in the well. Hearing about his true crush and Skuntanks didn’t exactly make things better.]
Now then, as you all should remember, I promised to attack the place I hate the most in Johto! And I did! No doubt you were all out sssearching, probably even in that horrible weather, trying to ssstop me! And you failed! So without any further delay, allow me to reveal my plan!
[Despite what he said, he’s going to delay the announcement for dramatic effect.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Okay, now!]
I poisoned the Slowpoke Well! And there’s nothing any of you can do about it now!
[There’s the usual villainous laughter from Cobra as the feed ends.]
[Private Text to Kato]
Returned to base. Ready to discuss things as soon as possible.
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Lust is just going to look at the feed with a more... clueless expression on her face. For once, her lips are slightly ajar. She was going to say something, but she's completely speechless.
Congratulations, Cobra, you've achieved the impossible. She looks vaguely impressed, confused and judgmental all at once! What a fabulous expression which will never actually happen in reality! ]
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[Seriously, what is with that expression?]
Or has the brilliance of thisss plan rendered you completely speechless?
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Do people actually consume the water? [ ....If they do, she'll be proud. Sort of. ]
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[Or would have been if anyone had actually bothered to go look. He's not sure if anyone did.]
And I have no idea if they drink from thissss well or not! I would sssay that they probably do considering there's no other source of water in the immediate area!
[Then again it's Johto so who knows? They could pull their water from the shrine in the Ilex Forest or out of Pokeballs for all Cobra knows.]
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Oh my! I hope I can see a townspeople report about the devastation and high priced water bottle imports. [ Yeah. As we speak, Lust is buying a bunch of bottled water to send to Azalea individuals for the highest bidder. She's so mean ): ]
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[Like his face! Or his win-loss ratio!]
Are you still in Vermillion? If so, I'd suggest that sssome shipments of water that aren't ours conveniently disappear.
[This is the man who exploited/will exploit a hole in the ozone layer to sell sunblock to people. He has zero issues with exploiting a catastrophe for profit.]
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[ Or lack of credentials in Lust's opinion. Sorry, Cobra. It's not you, it's her inherit dislike for all of humanity. ]
Indeed, I am still in Vermillion as I have a little miniature laboratory set up here. [ She cracks a wide smile. ] You've read my mind, however. Let's split the profits. twenty for rockets, forty for us? [ SHE LOVES MONEY. Not as much as Greed but there's money love here. ]
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[His name and birthplace for example! Those are classified.]
And yesss, that split sounds more than acceptable.
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[ She can't help but to chuckle at that. ]
I'm glad you find the split acceptable. I'll send the profits to you on a biweekly basis.
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Shall we rebottle and sell the stolen merchandise or is it too risky? We can change the labels.
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By the way, I have obtained some information about the gray haired kid with the key that you've identified earlier. I've had a brief conversation with him over the network. [ That was a trip. It actually was the first success she had in about a year. ]
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[He's a little surprised someone actually looked into the people on his list. Doesn't happen very often.]
What did you find out?
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[ Her sneasel pokes itself out from behind her shoulder. ]
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Noted. I'll be sssure to include that when I revise my list. Odds are he'll still be on it since I doubt he'll make an intelligent decision and stay out of my way from now on.
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I thought he'd linger on that list a bit longer. You don't seem like the forgiving type.
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[He still has grudges against people who haven't been here in years.]
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[Laughing.]
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