59 | Video + Private Text

[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Hey Johto, Kanto! Guess who finally got out of that Well, hopped on his Skarmory, and plans on never returning to Azalea Town again?

Cobra Commander has video on, and is using one of those nondescript Rocket base rooms again. Also, he’s still in a noticeably bad mood after the past few days.]

First of all, while I was …detained over the past few days, I received at least three messages full of ssssome garbage about Beedrills and crushes and I don’t even remember what else! But it was ssstupid and reading them was a waste of my time! Those of you who decided to ssspend your time sending me this ridiculous nonsense should consider yourselves lucky that I have no way of finding out who you are! Otherwise, you would regret the decision to send those messages for the rest of your natural lives!

[His life was already sucking by being trapped in the well. Hearing about his true crush and Skuntanks didn’t exactly make things better.]

Now then, as you all should remember, I promised to attack the place I hate the most in Johto! And I did! No doubt you were all out sssearching, probably even in that horrible weather, trying to ssstop me! And you failed! So without any further delay, allow me to reveal my plan!

[Despite what he said, he’s going to delay the announcement for dramatic effect.

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Okay, now!]

I poisoned the Slowpoke Well! And there’s nothing any of you can do about it now!

[There’s the usual villainous laughter from Cobra as the feed ends.]


[Private Text to Kato]
Returned to base. Ready to discuss things as soon as possible.

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[whateveryoueatliveitspart]

[Huh, it seems like the Gears are working right again. Listening to that flat voice the Gear reads text in gets annoying after a while, so having posts that he doesn't have to use it for again is nice. Let's see what this post i-]

[Private video.]

[shakespearealien]

[Rather than asking why, which Gorthan already knows will lead absolutely nowhere with this guy, he asks something a little more practical.]

Well done, Commander. What toxin did you use?

[Gorthan is cold and distant, his arms folded over his chest, and the truth is that he isn't pleased at all.]

[private text]

[artfuldestruction]

Excellent news, sir. You can find me in my lab at your leisure.

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

...Really? That's what you were doing?

[Audio]

[foolishwren]

... Man, seriously?

Of all the things to poison, you pick the giant smelly pink ones that move like.... zero miles an hour?

That's not even hard. They have an IQ of like... two.

[Audio]

[ordalias]

[ There's disapproval in her tone, and Cobra might recognize her voice... not that she's bothering to hide herself, but still. ]

So you're only attacking things that won't even fight back?

[Video]

[infinitejustice]

Somehow I'm not surprised he'd get worked up over chain letters...

Nothing anyone can do about it? Setting up a filtration system won't be difficult.

[justicereigns]

You what?

[video]

[robbedsanity]

...

[Oh. There's someone new just. Staring at it- and while he doesn't look that amused, nevertheless he's just.]

...A Slowpoke Well.

[...He's not even sure if those poor things would react in a looong time.]

private video

[licentious]

[ POISONED THE SLOWPOKE WELL???

Lust is just going to look at the feed with a more... clueless expression on her face. For once, her lips are slightly ajar. She was going to say something, but she's completely speechless.

Congratulations, Cobra, you've achieved the impossible. She looks vaguely impressed, confused and judgmental all at once! What a fabulous expression which will never actually happen in reality! ]